超搞的逗老婆开心的短信（Super funny messages to make my wife happy）.docVIP

超搞的逗老婆开心的短信（Super funny messages to make my wife happy） 1, a bean fell, it discouraged, depressed. This bean is me. What can encourage it to stand up? The answer is you! Because there is one thing called pig encourages (chocolate) beans. 2, you and I are the angel wing, only embrace each other in order to fly. I came to the world just to find you, find you a lot of hard work but found: mom! Our wings are on the right side! 3, if I were a fox, you are a hunter, will you chase me? If I were tea, you were boiling water, would you soak me? If I were a car, you are a driver, will you drive (marry) me? If you are the money, I am the bankbook, I certainly can take (marry) you. 4, if the sky falls a drop of water, then I think you and the tears; if the sky falls two dripping, it is I love you and enchanted; if the sky falls countless dripping, it is...... Stop thinking about it. Its raining! 5, when you meet the dog on the road, do not panic, be brave to fight with it, you will have three results: one is that you win, you are worse than dogs; two is you lose your dog; three is your tie, you and your dog. 1, before marriage, you drink cola I drink milk, I eat you eat cabbage radish, you like into the mall, I would like to go shopping; after marriage, I drink coke every day I eat cabbage, accompany you to the mall a few laps; change for you, you love me love! 2, I am a satellite that will always revolve around you, and my life will always be on your path, both rejected and attracted to you! Dear, this is our eternal beauty and constantly separated set! 3, in this womans day, I have a word to say to you, this is what I have been trying to tell you, and that is - I have two lives: one was born, once met you! 4, wife, you yesterday is based on, we issued the banner side award you the twenty-first Century has not died out the new wife title! 5, Article 1: the wife is always right. Second: if your wife is wrong, please refer to clause 1. Therefore...... 6, my wife, my heart is you