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超搞笑笑话（Super funny joke） 1. one day, a fire broke out, Mom and dad have escaped, leaving only one son still inside. Mother nervously shouted outside the house: Son, what are you doing? Its a fire. Its not coming out yet....... The son replied, Im wearing socks....... Mother said, fire, what socks do you wear?...... After five minutes, my son hasnt come out yet...... Mom shouted nervously, son, what the hell are you doing? Come out! Fire! Stay inside...... The son said, Im taking off my socks....... 2. a man went fishing by the river First wearing a leaf ~ half a day without fish bite, he changed a loaf of bread ~ ~ half a day without fish hook ~! No way, he had to change earthworms ~ ~ or half a day without fish hook ~! He was angry and took out 100RMB and threw himself into the water: %#% * - what to eat! Buy it yourself!!!! The 3. day animal smell bad in front of Guan Gong temple. The snake says: I am so small, cant put such smelly fart, must be an ox.. The ox says: I am to eat grass, wont put so smelly fart.. The pig says: the person that fart will blush certainly.. Guan Gong suddenly rushed out, hit the pig fly said how many times, I was born to blush. 4. a man meets God in a day. God suddenly had a great heart and intended to give that man a wish. God asked, do you have any wish? The man thought, Ive heard that cats have 9 lives, so please give me 9 lives.. God said, your wish come true.. One day, the boring, Want to say die, There are 9 lives anyway. Just lie on the rails, As a result, a train went by, The man is still dead...... Why is that? Because there are 10 carriages in that train...... 5., a pair of friends and men sitting on a park bench, love, the woman suddenly want to fart. Say to the man: my division, the valley bird calls, do you listen like?. The man really wanted to listen. So, the woman put a loud fart under the cover of cuckoo cuckoo. Woman: does it look like a bird? Man: its too loud to hear! 6. when a census taker arrived at a residents home,