《武林外传》经典搞笑台词（Classic comedy lines）.docVIP

《武林外传》经典搞笑台词（Classic comedy lines） Lv Xiucai: the 1. moon breeze tickling my heart, my heart still pull! (ask the boss) what else do you have? Boss: steal my heart! Lv Xiucai: yeah! The breeze moon stole my heart! The 2. Pirates of God: are you so the thief? He stole things and helped people clean up the house. Which was to steal Saint (white): its not up to do it? People want to keep track of footprints? AP: God steal things at hand, you play a few days to go to other people? AP: steal Saint not to send back it? You are not in a hurry to throw things! The 3. Li He Niang: I eat more salt than you eat rice! Li Dazui: that is the brand you kouchong! Which was his mother: I am more than such a bridge than your path! AP Li Dazui: thats my lazy! The 4. Guo Xing Butou boast: that is a town called the pa! Li Dazui: that which was a mother who is it? The 5. boss: a womans happiness is to marry a man, on his life. AP Guo: why not he waited on my life? Which was the boss: do you know why you do not marry out. The 6. (teach painting) teacher: This is Li Kui? The brand you: No, this is Zhang Fei. Improving the teacher: Oh, this? AP: you Yue Fei. Teacher: which was this? AP: you Faye Wong. Which was all that Faye Wong is doing? Which was a extras: singing! The 7. old white: to the Norway forest to see. AP scholar: please, this is whats, which is so petty book. Which was the old white: no you dont know how to write? The 8. son once said: It is impolite not to reciprocate. In the mouth: Oh, so you just molested her? The 9. scholar: why dont you let me write the Spring Festival antithetical couplet. The brand owner: your handwriting is too dry too thin, not happy, keep clear when writing. The 10. boss: what is your goal? AP Guo Furong: be a heroine of earth. Which was the boss: so far. Its doing it, said a recent. AP Guo Furong: rising wages. The brand owner: This is far than the first one. 11. Confucius said: tired again bitterness only when he was two hundred and fifty, to re ins