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相声《五官争功》台词（Cross talk five faces contend for merit line）

相声《五官争功》台词（Cross talk five faces contend for merit line） Head: Well, let me tell you something. I had a dream last night. My dream! Strangely enough, I dreamed of my features, from........ Eyes: yo! Head. Head: Hey. Eyes: ha ha! Ha-ha！ Head: Hello, hello! Eyes: do you know me? Head: I dare not recognize! May I ask your name? Eyes: my surname is eye. Head: surname...... Whats your family name? Eyes: first name, eye. Head: have you this cuture surname? Eyes: the first one is ah. Head: which one? Eyes: Zhao Qian, sun, eye. Head: never heard of it! Zhao Qian sun eye? Zhao Qian, sun li! Eyes: ah, Zhou Wuzheng, eyes! Head: Zhou, Wu, Cheng, wang. Eyes: Feng, Chen Chu, eyes. Head: you dont have a pestle! Arent you afraid of clubbing blind? Eyes: No, I am...... Head: whats your name? Eyes: my eyes are eyes. Head: eyes? Eyes: ah, yes, yes! Head: Oh, dear, do you say this man has eyes? Ah? Eyes: whats that part of your name? Head: dont touch it! Eyes: No, Ill ask. Head: its broken. Where do you go with this part? Eyes: whats your name? Head: I have eyes. Eyes: I am your eyes. Head: are you my eyes? Eyes: Yes, yes. Head: my eyes are long like those of a hairtail What the hell are you doing here? Eyes: not many days, your fantasies, Let me see you. Head: oh! Thank you. You can find a place to sit down and watch. Eyes: ah, sit down and watch. Head: I repeat, my dream. Nose: yo! What are you doing here? Head: how come another one? Nose: Hello! Do you know me? Head: you also ask me this sentence? Dare not recognize it. Nose: Oh, really is a big Longwangmiao, one family does not recognize one family! Head: whats your name? Nose: my name is nose. Head: ah, last name...... Why is this family name so difficult? Name of the nose, you this cuture surname? Nose: yes. Head: which one? Nose: Zhao Qian sun, nose. Head: go! Never heard of it. Zhao Qian, sun, eye! Cough! Sun eyes, he said! Whats your name? Nose: Yes, my name is nose. Head: nose. Nose: ah, I am your nose. Head: bad! My nose is