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简短笑话小集（Short joke list） (1) take the Tang legend, moved to heaven, went back to Huaguoshan wukong. One day, Miss Tang Wukong, he wrote a letter to the apprentice: Dear Wukong, in heaven lived for a long time, I do not know you in the mountain of flowers and fruit? I am writing this letter is very slow, because I know you cant read fast, we have to move, but did not change the address, because we took the doorplate. It rains two times this week, for the first time for 3 days, and for the second time for 4 days. Yesterday we went to buy a pizza, the clerk asked: do you want to cut 8 pieces or 12 pieces, you and the wife said: Cut 8 pieces of good, cut 12 pieces to be afraid do not eat. The pizza shop is not bad, and my family will go to the restaurant next to the street for steak. Have you Guanyin aunt said you wanted me to post a coat, the parcel is overweight, so we cut down the button on the coat pocket, your elder sister Change gave birth this morning, because I do not know is male or female, so I do not know you are when the aunt also is uncle. Nothing much lately. Ill write you again. Master worker！ We were going to send you the money, but the envelope was already glued to it, master! (2) the hospital, an electrician went into the operation room and told a dying patient wearing an oxygen mask: listen, take a deep breath. I need a power cut for five minutes.! (3) his son did something wrong and was scolded by his father and cried for a long time. Dad ignored him and told him not to cry when he stopped crying: dont you cry? The son replied, no, I want to rest for a while! (4) a cold nose at the same table, but he forgot to bring a handkerchief, and constantly forced his nose into his nose. The Chinese teacher who wrote on the blackboard suddenly turned and shouted, thats enough!! Give me stop! Noisy! The whole class is quiet. Then the teacher continued, who is eating the noodles so loudly? (5) meet a man on the subway in the morning. On the subway, a buddys bell