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搞笑顺口溜(Funny jingle)
搞笑顺口溜(Funny jingle)
Funny jingle
The bus pickpocket said-
The car head to head, a mess, do not steal the white hand to appear, do not steal.
And tight over the mouth, out of the window at the young, with small bile group, white also steal steal.
If the horse stumbles, Shuaixia purse slipped, change old Shi, who do not steal steal white.
Even if caught, top a few places to squat, contrite, out double steal!
The pimp says, --
Why are women chihuangliang, more money for the bar Zuotai scenery, no shame and disgrace, now laughter poor prostitute!
What a female school, a gold digger to enjoy the blessing, feelings no nonsense. Today, milk is the mother!
Why women ran with me heartbroken, especially when running errands, which money cant risk, now too common crime!
speculation
The television often leads the leadership, the conference ribbon cutting, the report, the long speech, many Mandarin, the practical matter is difficult to achieve;
The tabloids often fried star, vivid entertainment, head swing hip do chaos state, skinned and hollow inside;
Advertisements often fried wealthy, happy in doing good soft touch, the surface of a pair of gentleman, only extremely cruel and merciless money;
Writers in the literary world often fire writers who dont brag about themselves and brag about each other. You fire me and I fry him;
The manager is often fried, back with force matchless, fat Abbot collapsed temple, a beat away nasty ass;
The bookseller often results in many books, with scholars, is writing a book for the title, from the actual words to say
Golden money haggle over
Gold necklace, three! Jade and agate must be inlaid. The gold ring? Buy ten! Ten refers to even the Xin loves the beauty.
Golden earrings? Not many! Seven to eight can say. Gold watches? Indispensable! Money is spent on stocks...
On that little sister is too gold, no gold was feeling how? Hugh Tao sister also cow, not cattle how to call after the golden family?.
Today is not a big talk.
phenomenon
Open magazi
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