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搞笑道理（Funny truth） One rich to Wall Street bank borrowed 5000 yuan loan, borrow for two weeks, bank loans must be collateral, Regal with parked in the doorway of Rolls-Royce mortgage. The bank clerk parked his Rolls-Royce in the basement garage and lent it to the rich 5000 yuan. Two weeks later, the rich came to repay the money, interest of 15 yuan, bank staff found that millions of rich accounts, asked why borrowing money. Rich said: 15 yuan, two weeks parking lot, in Wall Street is never found. Anderson, dont shout, the whole street IQ has been pulled down by you.! Junior class: I dont think your hair has enough beauty; Senior class: whether this argument is simple enough, that will not have some unintended consequences, unless there is evidence to the contrary can not be ignored, blocking my prejudice in the first form, I will be very hard to identify people think your hair, Arguments that are sufficiently formal and balanced. No matter when you start, the important thing is not to stop after you begin. No matter when you end, it is more important that you dont regret after you finish. A person, if you dont push yourself, you dont know how good you are. If you want to be good, you must accept the challenge. A person, if you want to be as good as possible, must look for a challenge. A man who dares to hear the truth needs courage; a man who dares to speak the truth needs boldness. A mans knowledge can be acquired by study; a mans growth must pass through discipline. As soon as I entered the house, I found a hundred dollar bill on the table. Usually mom does not give anything to spend money, God! Is it a pity this time? I cant help laughing. When picked up the bill, also found a note under pressure, take a look at it, saying: today is your grandmothers birthday, wait for me at home, we go to my grandmas birthday. Be careful - those one hundred dollars are not for you, but for your attention! At the palace ball, Bachs cello was made of hands and feet, and all the str