网络幽默搞笑俏皮话（Network humor, funny, witty words）.doc

网络幽默搞笑俏皮话（Network humor, funny, witty words） Dont go against the past, for you will eventually pass away Dont go too easy, because you cant pass it Now you do not study hard, and later find the object is fill in the blanks, and now study hard, and later find the object is the choice of questions...... . I volunteer to join the Post Bar soy sauce party, watching gay landlord, the landlord to restore dignity, fulfill the obligation to ensure the experience of income, replies, positive front row for powder, the credibility of a powder will be back to everyone, I fly, I fly for everyone, soy sauce cause life, ready to sacrifice everything for the powder and soy sauce, never dive! A celebrity is someone who knows who he is before he becomes famous and who doesnt know who he is. Life lies in stillness. How many years have you lived like a tortoise?. The left brain is full of water, the right brain is full of flour, it does not move, a move is all paste. Life is colorful, but I have my own color. I can choose to give up, but I cant give up the choice. My life is not mine, the sky is killing me, and I am destroying the sky. A fool to say nonsense, nincompoops laughed. In one hundred years, it will grow into a towering green onion. I thought you began to decadence, found that you have been. The rich are brushing Taobao, the money is brushing micro-blog. The so-called holiday is: out of the money, at home special leisure. You dont have to wear clothes. Its human. There is a quiet called: students, the teacher came.. When I was young, I wanted to be an architect, a civil servant, a president... The passage of time, tell me: people, real TMD should not think much. The washing powder is again good, also cant wash residue on your clothes scumbag taste. If you dont want to pick up my phone, just say so, dont always let people move, help you say sorry to me. Donkey: I wear is to eat wheat, bran, also being called a donkey, who TM says the most glorious work! For Bai Fumei, I three