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郭德纲绝句,没有一句不让你笑的（Guo Degang quatrains, not a word does not make you laugh）.doc

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郭德纲绝句,没有一句不让你笑的（Guo Degang quatrains, not a word does not make you laugh）

郭德纲绝句,没有一句不让你笑的（Guo Degang quatrains, not a word does not make you laugh） Guo Degang quatrains, not a word does not make you laugh 1. if I could not beat you, I would have fallen out with you 2. a tailor who does not want to cook is not a good driver. 3. lobster, crab,! I love to eat with a shell! Waiter, give him a plate of melon seeds 4. beef noodles Japanese over a large surface of meal, what to eat? This, the Japanese hand with one finger: cattle shit.! 9. some actresses are shameless in order to go to the theatre and the male director. There are too few female directors. What should we do with the actors? The 12. house in a disastrous state, a rain to be a pro Life: outside the room outside the rain rain, rain inside, sometimes the rain is too large, the whole family went to the shelter on the streets. 14. you shameless appearance, quite when I was young charm. 15. who do not know him, who has not eaten pork?. 16., there are difficulties to help, there is no difficulty, but also help to create difficulties. 18. little girl, give uncle laugh one, dont laugh, that uncle give you laugh a ~! 19. take a poke on the lock noodles, a packet of instant noodles to open an area. 20. whats your name? Dont you say it! You just say it was! 22., todays story is not far from home, there are old people can go back to ask, in the spring and Autumn period of the Warring States period ah 23. walk tired, he sat here, the dog sitting here, side high, who came over wondering: this is whose twin ah? I bought 50 cars and 24. - Alto, Alto, alto! With a wire dart up, like a train! 25. primary school for ten years, twelve years in high school, I was named the schools most familiar face, the new teacher came to ask me about the school insider 26. I asked for a sharks fin fried rice. With three pairs of chopsticks, I didnt find the sharks fin. Could you tell me where the sharks fin is? The chef says, my name is sharks fin.. 27., you must not beat him, do not scold him, do not want money, we