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经典搞笑心情短语（Classic funny mood phrases） 1. I never, generally have revenge on the spot I quote. 2 do not weep at my grave. Dirty, my reincarnation road. 3, the whole youth has been used to review the youth, but also to use the whole life to doubt life. 4, yes, Zhang Chang, you press CTRL+C on the computer at home, and then press CTRL+V on the companys computer is definitely not. Not even the same article. No, no, no expensive computer. 5, if you are fresh flowers, the cattle do not dare to pull dung! I think you are only 6, 1 and 3 in the middle of the number, I didnt know you were 1 and 3 of the number. 7. Whats the difference between buying a lottery ticket and looking for a wife? One is 25 election 7, one is 250 choose wife. 8, you hard in the pool water, breaststroke, backstroke, butterfly, and amazing snorkeling! The old man on the shore is worried: I *! You drink the manure pond, do not let my farm? 9, choose 45 degrees from others, Hugh Johnson, others see you looking down at 135 degrees. 10, RalphW Sockman said: when we are a minority, we can test our courage; when we are the majority, we can test our tolerance.. 11, shepherd, a lifetime in a hurry; Taurus, in a lifetime to keep; Gemini, in a lifetime to wander; cancer, in a lifetime; a lion, a lifetime in control; a virgin, a lifetime in preparation; Libra, in a lifetime to weigh; Scorpio, in a lifetime doubt; Sagittarius, in a lifetime to play; a lifetime in Capricorn, Aquarius, struggle; a lifetime in a dream; Pisces, a lifetime all dont know what they are doing. 12, in the workplace should be like Conan, there is a I go where, let others die where domineering. 13, a cannibal to work, the manager repeatedly confessed, cant eat colleagues, promised. After several days, eat a cleaner, was immediately found. The sentiment is: never eat real people. 14, Li Bihua said: what is superfluous? Summer cotton padded jacket, winter stalk, and hospitality I have your heart cold. 15, forever young, forever young, forever