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程序员与民工的比较（Comparison of programmers and migrant workers）

程序员与民工的比较（Comparison of programmers and migrant workers） Programmers are basically the same as prostitutes: 1 all depend on selling for a living. 2, eat young rice, old certainly hunbuxiaqu. 3, the higher the higher income, of course, the middle of the tap will be higher. 4, life without rules. Night life oriented, and if necessary, work overtime early in the morning. 5, the greater the reputation, the more likely to be favored. 6, we must do our utmost to meet all kinds of abnormal customer needs. 7, encourage innovation spirit. 8, like to get together. Where the programmer concentrates is called the software park, where the prostitutes focus is called the red light district. 9, liquidity is large, there is no union under normal circumstances. 10, if pregnant, can neither be a programmer nor a prostitute. 11, all for the problem of anti-virus and trouble... 12, of course, one of the experts also specialized in drug delivery for music. 13, one is Microsoft, and the other is Plug Play. 14, work in the same state. The spirit of work is highly concentrated, most afraid of outside interference. After work, relax and realize An irreplaceable job; pleasure. 15, girls better not do these two occupations, but there are still many girls do. 16, unless the change in, or are not willing to get married... No time ah... 17, programmers afraid of checking accounts. Prostitutes are afraid of rounds. 18, prostitutes work place (bed) is the programmer most yearning place. 19, the experts in the program world usually hate Microsoft, the prostitutes master, um... Im afraid so. 20, all eat youth meal, but to the old pearl yellow, with mixed face ripe, programmers can mix a administrator, prostitutes Also, but commonly known as madam. 21, the cost is a prostitute by programmers rely on measurements, but the four round (thinking). 22, programmers in order to solicit, usually before the transaction to provide a DEMO, prostitutes provide that called PHOTO. 23, programmers now out of fashi