神回复贴吧版（God replies bar Edition）.docVIP

神回复贴吧版（God replies bar Edition） 1, there is a female player in the BBS post asked: singles day, want to express to the boys, what gift to send good?. God replies: First Blood! 2, [rainbow] someone asked: 54 what is the fuse of the movement? God replied: May Day only three days off.... 3, up in the morning to see a comment, the original text is like this First floor: everyone calm down, all over, listen to the 5 floor how to say?! ~ Two floor: I think the 5 floor is very reasonable. On the third floor: the voice of the people has been spoken on the 5 floor Four floor: 5 floor really say very well! Five floor: upstairs are SB 4, today saw friends personality signature: need, just, Word, Word, has, Word. I dont understand, so I ask for humility. She gave me a God - like answer: yours is mine, mine or mine.. 5, someone asked: with a girlfriend for a long time, the feelings are very good, should not have sex before marriage? Net friend God replies: good morning... 6 someone said to you, I bought a watch last year.! God replies: what watch (SB)? 7, pack adult: i! Later, you see, I look pale Zhao: adults! You dont fuck me. What is the plural form of 8 and Boy? God replies: Gay. 9, ask: why should Yang Guo jumping? God replied, father is Kang.! 10, why the poor girl milk is generally chowhound? God replied, poor, hungry.! 11, users Tucao: other peoples children will buy toilet paper, and my child is still on toilet paper. Other peoples wives will be angry, and your wife will be inflated. 12 [rainbow] ask: what is more disgusting than eating a piece of shit? God replies: eat two pieces; Q: whats more disgusting than that? God replies: seya.. 13, landlord: will you talk about your favorite lyrics? God replied: This is a simple little bird song, quarrel village mating dove. I think I am suitable for raising a few big geese, the way to raise myna. Even if the rain let you know the whole chicken coop falling down, I have two tons of feed, chicken cant bear being hungry barking,