笑话、急转弯、整人（Joke, swerve, trick）.docVIP

笑话、急转弯、整人（Joke, swerve, trick） 1, I was told to the most talented, most kind, most healthy, the most honest man texting is the most noble thing, thinking, this person must belong to you, if you feel the same, then back to me! 2, the exam you, someone in the jackpot, hit a song name, congratulations on fortune. Incorrect！ Think again, the God of wealth? Neither right! Let me tell you, its a pity not you! 3. Whats the money? Can I buy the friendship between you and me? I cant buy it. So Ill treat you to dinner tonight. Remember to take the money and let me take care of it for you. 4 last night, friends think countless, thinking, only your coolest, find your dream a thousand times, when you look back, you will still be tethered to the family donkey shed depths, cruel! Cruel! Read the information down! 5, the people you know yourself, you. Is fish, happy to swim in the water. Birds fly proudly in the sky. Is it hard to work cattle, cultivated land. Pigs, obediently eat enough to drink. Hey, what about you, remember? 6, see you, is the beginning of my heart; falling in love with you is my happy choice; to have you is my most precious treasure; to go to the red carpet is my biggest dream. It is a pity that... I send it to a wrong person 7, not because the season do not want you, not because of busy estranged you, but not because of the flushing time forget you. Monthly SMS with not finished, send you a text message, greetings, plus flicker to you.! 8, if I have a pair of wings, I will fly to the end to see the sunset, I will fly to the other side of the ocean at the sky, I would fly to the universes planet; if you have a pair of wings, I will say to you: you are a bird! 9. one day, the ox gave the donkey a difficult problem, and asked stupid, the following two insects, which is just the public, which is only the mother?. The donkey racked his brains, still unable to answer. It is said: cattle ass, Nanzuonvyou! 10., the wife does not take a bath for a few days, the husband