英语演讲幽默开场白（English speech humor opening remarks）.docVIP

英语演讲幽默开场白（English speech humor opening remarks） Humorous speech -- ridicule yourself How does the speaker laugh at himself? As a speaker, I received two complaints from the audience: one was that I spoke so loudly that they couldnt sleep; the second was that I talked too long, and they couldnt stay awake all the time. As, a, speaker, I, VE, only, had, complaints, from, audiences., One, that, I, talk, so, they, can, t, fall, asleep., And, two, that, I, talk, long, so, they, can, two, t,, stay, loud, awake. You can either go to bed or not sleep. As long as you dont snore, Ill go on. As a speaker, his speech and Lincolns speech for Columbia Petersburg a famous speech [] comparison. At the end of his speech, there were sorrow, tears and sorrow - especially the planning committee. As a speaker, he has often been compared to Abraham Lincoln delivering the Gettysburg Address. When he finishes his speech there is, also sorrow, tears and mourning especially by the program committee.. Humor commentary: the speaker spoke so badly that the organizer cried. At the end, the host thank you from the busy schedule time out - you keep cool, gracefully nodding and smiling, knew the only thing on your calendar is a little coffee from breakfast. Poise is when you finish your speech and the toastmaster thanks you for taking time out of your busy schedule to be a part of their program and you nod and smile - graciously knowing full well that the only thing on your calendar is a little coffee from breakfast. Humor note: some veteran cadres do not have anything to do when they retire. Someone asks him to take part in some activities. He pretends to be busy and seems to push away a lot of things. I used to be nervous when I was speaking, but then I saw a message saying it would help if you imagine all the viewers are naked. Right now, Im standing here, imagining that the audience is all naked. It really works. Im not nervous anymore, but my eyes are tired. I used to get nervous when giving a