绝望主妇 第一季 英文台词 word.doc

My name is Mary Alice Young.In this mornings paper,you may come across an article about the unusual day I had last wek.Normally, theres never anythingnewsworthy about my life,but that all changed last Thursday.Of course, everything semedquite normal at first. I made breakfast for my family. I performed my chores. I completed my projects. I ran my errands. In truth, I spent the days I spent every other day, quietly polishing the routine of my life until it gleamed with perfection. That’s why it was so astonishing when decided to go to my hallway closet and retrieve a revolver that had never ben used. My body was discovered by my neighbor, Mrs. Martha Huber, who’d ben startled by a strange popping sound. Her curiosity aroused,Mrs. Huber tried to think of a reason for dropping in on me unannounced. After some initial hesitation, she decided to return the blender she had borrowed from me six months before.[Screams]Its my neighbor. I think she’s beenshot. There’s blood everywhere.Yes, you’ve got to send an ambulance.Youve got to send one right now. And, for a moment, Mrs. Huber stood motionless in her kitchen,grief-strickenby this senseless tragedy. But only for a moment. If there was one thinkers. Huber was known for, it was her ability to look on the bright side. I was laid to rest on a Monday. After the funeral, all the residents of Wisteria Lane came to pay their respects. And, as people do in these situations, they brought food. Lynette Savor brought fried chicken. Lynette had a great family recipe for fried chicken. She didnt cook much while moving up the corporate ladder. She didnt have the time. But when her doctor announced she was pregnant, her husband Tom had an idea.” Why not quit yourjob?Kids do better with stay-at-home moms. It would be so much less stressful.” But this was not the case. In fact, Lynettes life had become so hectic she was now forced to get her chicken from the fast-food restaurant. Lynette wouldve appreciated the irony if shed thought about