老友记 六人行 第一季第二十二集经典笔记.doc

The One With the Ick Factor ick factor：虚假的真相。这是针对剧集里Mon的男朋友说的。 Written by: Alexa JungeTranscribed by: Mikael Hedberg 122?倒人胃口的约会 瑞秋大做春梦——先是和钱德，第二次天梦见和钱德及乔伊（不过大多数时间是后两人在忙乎），第三个梦终于是和罗斯。 菲比想做兼差赚钱，所以给钱德当秘书。? 钱德由此发现同僚们不再像以前那样喜欢他……甚至模仿他讲话的语气取乐。 莫妮卡和二年级生艾森约会，后来方知此君竟然是——高中——二年级生； 她无法接受遂与之分手。 罗斯买了个呼机，以方便卡萝将要分娩时同他联络；经历多场虚惊之后，他终于收到卡萝的呼叫。大家赶至医院。 (Scene: Central Perk. Everyone is there.) Monica: Tell him. Rachel: No. Phoebe: Tell him, tell him. Monica: Just...please tell him. Rachel: Shut up! Chandler: Tell me what? Monica: Look at you, you wont even look at him. Chandler: (sarcastically) Oh, come on tell me. I could use another reason why women wont look at me. sarcastically adv.讽刺的，辛辣的 Rachel: All right, all right, all right. Last night, I had a dream that, uh, you and I, were... Phoebe: Doing it on this table. (points at the table) Chandler: Wow! Joey: Exellent dream score完美的梦中得分. Ross: Why, why, why would you dream that? Chandler: More importantly, was I any good更为重要的是，我很棒吗? Rachel: Well, you were pretty damn good. damn v.a.(上帝)罚……入地狱,诅咒b.谴责，指责 interj.该死！讨厌！ Chandler: Interesting, cause in my dreams, Im allways surprisingly inadequate. (Monica pats him on his lap) inadequate adj不够格的，不能胜任的 to 力不从心/lap n.大腿前部 Rachel: Well, last night you seemed to know your way around the table你在桌上表现神勇. Ross: I love it, when we share. (Ross goes over to the counter. Chandler follows him.) Chandler: Youre okay there? Ross: I cant belive you two had sex in her dream. Chandler: Im sorry, it was a one-time-thing发生一次的事情. I was very drunk and it was somebody elses subconscious. subconscious adj.潜意识的 Opening Credits [Scene: Central Perk, continued from earlier, Chandler is sitting on the table.] Chandler: Hello Rachel. Rachel: Get off下来. Phoebe: (points at Joeys pen) Uh, uh, gimme. Can you see想象 me operating a drill press? drill press n.钻床 Joey: I dont know. What are you wearing? (Chandler, Monica and Phoebe looks at him) Ross: Pheebs, why would you want to operate a drill press? Phoebe: Just