笑英语搞剧《叶花K西》.docVIP

《叶花K西》　　人物介绍：西门吹雪（Ｘ），叶孤城（Ｙ），Ｋing(K).花满楼（Ｈ）　　道具：牛奶两袋，匕首一把，戒子一枚，纸屑若干。　　第一幕：决战紫荆城之颠　　旁白：A quiet villageiscoveredwithwhitesnow .　　Birdsaredancinginthecold .　　Amaniswalkingalongthestreet ,stepbystep .　　Windiscominginsilence.　　Another mysteriousmanapproaches .　　Y与X相遇．　　X：oH ,Iamsorrytoknockyou !　　Y:Haha, Nevermindbaybay.　　X:Excuseme， whoareyouonearth? couldyoutellmeyourname? 　　Y:ha ha ,Iwon’tchangemyname! nomatterwhathappens. I’mthemostfamous-------YeGucheng. Whoareyou?　　X:Iamximenchuixue.　　Y惊讶:Ar, ximenchui xue?　　X:Yes,whatiswrong? 　　Y:IheardthatyouarethebestingMartialArts?　　X:Great, youknowme !　　Y抱腿：Please, please…… Don’tkillme! letmeyougo!　　X:No, Imustkillyou !　　Y:Idontwanttobekilled.Thereare aeighty-year-oldmotheandathree-yearold sontobelookedafterbyme!　　X:Noway! Becausewearefightingnow!youknow?　　Y突然站起冷冷的说：Dont forceme!　　X:Pardon!　　(Y拿出一袋牛奶)　　X抢过牛奶:milk, verygood! Ilikedrinkingit. howdoyouknowthat?　　Y:pleasedrinkit!　　X喝完牛奶:Thanks, ha,ha　　Y:Doyoustillwanttokillme?　　X:Sure, must! milkismilk.　　Y(恼怒+冷酷):Verygood! verygood! Ihopeyouwillnotforgetwhatyousaid!?　　X:I’msureIwon’t!　　Y:Imustgiveyoualesson!IfIdontbeatyourthistime, you’llneverbehaveproperly!3-2-1-0!　　X捂着肚子，蹲下：Oach,Oach !　　Y大笑：HaHa……　　X可怜状: help! help! Whereisthewashroom?　　Y:What ?　　X:Toliet?　　Y:What ?　　X:The “WC”?　　Y:Oh,I see ,goalongthisstreetandturnrightwhenyouseeacorssingroad!　　X:Thanks,byebye.　　Y掏出纸屑吹:Thisisgenuirnesnow!　　H:Stop!Protectingtheenvironmentisabasicobligation!　　Y:Whoareyou?　　H:Hua---man----lou! Haveyouseenximenchuixue?　　Y:Yes, hewasbeatenbymeandisin“WC” now,ha……　　H惊讶:Nowyouarethebestintheworld!　　Y:Youareright!　　H:Teriffic!youaretheonemykinglookingfor! doyouwantjoininus?　　Y:Yes,It’sverygood.　　H:Ok, followme, Let’sgotoseemyking!　　Y:Ok,Let’s go!　　第二幕：无间道　　H:Mydearest ! letmeintroduce yeguchengtoyou! （指Y） thisisyegucheng.　　K:sitdownplese, yegucheng.　　H走到Y前，《婚礼进行曲》起，H神甫状:Yegucheng! Doyouwanttofollowmykingnomatterwhathappenssuchascold headache,sair