搞笑英语话剧剧本5-7人--心碎.docxVIP

Heart broken Billing：XiMenchuixueYeGuchengHuaManlouKingPanJinlian Narratage/soldier　 N：A quiet village is covered with white snow. Birds are dancing in the cold. A man is standing in the street. The wind is coming in silence. Another mysterious man approaches .　Y与X相遇．　Y: Oh , I am sorry to knock into you !　X: Ha ha , Never mind, boy. What’s your name?　Y: Ha ha , I won’t change my name, no matter what happens. I’m the most famous-------YeGucheng. Who are you?　X: I am XiMenchuixue.　Y:Ah??? XiMenchuixue?　X: Yes, what’s wrong?　Y: I heard that you are the best one in Chinese Kongfu.X: Great, you know me !Y: But your wife is my first lover.X: What???　Y抱腿: Oh, Please, please…… Don’t kill me! Let me go!　X:No, I must kill you !　Y: I dont want to be killed. There is an eighty-year-old mother and a three-year-old son to be looked after by me!　X: Noway! Because we are enemies now! You know?　Y突然站起冷冷的说：Dont force me!　X: 拔刀砍向Y　(Y拿出一袋牛奶迎上去)　X抢过牛奶: Milk, very good! I like drinking it. How do you know that?　Y: Just drink it!　X喝完牛奶: Thanks, ha ha.　Y: Do you still want to kill me?　X: Sure! Milk is milk.　Y(恼怒+冷酷):Very nice! I hope you won’t forget what you said!?　X:I’m sure I won’t!　Y: I must give you a lesson! If I dont beat you this time, you’ll never behave properly!3-2-1-0!　X捂着肚子，蹲下：Oach, Oach !　Y大笑：HaHa……　X可怜状: Help!Help! Where is the washroom?　Y: What ?　X: Toliet?　Y: What ?　X: The “WC”?　Y: Oh, I see. go along this street to the end and turn left when you see a high building! You can’t miss it.X: Thanks, bye bye.X与J相遇X跑过来J举牌：Ladies roomJ: You saw me!? You animal, monster, bullshit! (一边拉拉锁一边说)I kill you!X: Oh, No! I am sorry honey, but you are so beautiful! What’s your name?J: My first name is Jinlian, and my family name is Pan.X: Oh, PanJinlian!??? So nice name. I love you. You have the most beautiful face, nose and little lips. Would you like to marry me?J: Yes, I’d like to. But do you get married? X: Of course, ah…not! What about you?J: Um…neither am I. But do you have a ring to