英语带翻译小笑话.ppt

Page ? * LOGO LOGO learn English TOMS EXCUSE Teacher: Tom, why are you late for school every day? Tom: Every time I come to the corner, a sign says, School-Go Slow. 汤姆的借口 老师：汤姆，您为什么每天上学迟到？ 汤姆：我每次路过拐角，一个路标上面写着： 学校慢行。 Mother sent Tommy to the store across the street to buy a good box of matches.When Tommy came back,mother asked him, ”Did you buy a good box of matches?” “Yes,Mum.”Tommy replied,” I have tried them all.” 妈妈让汤米去马路对面的商店里买一盒好用的火柴。 汤米回来后，妈妈问他，“你买的是好用的火柴吗？” “是的，妈妈。”汤米回答，“我把它们都试过了。” Father:Uh,oh,I think I just made an illegal right-hand turn. Susie:That is okay ,dad,the policeman behind you just did the same thing! 父亲：哎呀，我刚才违规右转弯了。 苏西：没事，爸，跟在你后面的警察也这么转了。 Mother: Why are you jumping up and down? Tom: Ive just taken some medicine and I forgot to shake the bottle. 妈妈：你为什么不停地跳上跳下的？ 汤姆：我刚吃完药，可我忘了先摇动瓶子了 01 02 03 04 05 06 07 08 09 Are we poisonous? the young snake asked his mother. Yes, dear, she replied – Why do you ask? Cause Ive just bitten my tongue! “我们有毒吗？”一个年幼的蛇问它的母亲。 “是的，亲爱的，”她回答说，“你问这个干什么？” “因为我刚刚咬破自己的舌头。” Page ? * LOGO LOGO