Defeating the White Skeleton Spirit 剧情简介：唐僧师徒四人走进一个.docVIP

Defeating the White Skeleton Spirit 剧情简介：唐僧师徒四人走进一个荒无人烟的山区，遇到了白白的三个变身——小姑娘、小姑娘的奶奶和小姑娘的爷爷。猴猴三次打死白骨精的变身，惹怒了不明就里的唐僧，被撵走。白白捉走唐僧后，猪猪和沙沙未能救出师傅。于是猪猪把猴猴请了回来。猴猴救出了师傅。师徒四人又上路了。 Characters: Master Tangseng(T), Monkey(M), Piggy(P), Sandy(S), Whity(W), Granny(Gn), Grandpa(Gp). (7 in all) 白白吃唐僧一幕可以加2-4个小妖（Soldiers），以壮声势。另外，可以让沙沙说话结巴，以增强喜剧效果。 Scene 1 Entering the Mountain （师徒四人上，京剧人物上场的伴奏） T: I am Master Tangseng. M: I am Monkey. P: I am Piggy. S: I am Sandy. T: （念）We are from China., Going westwards to see Buddha. For 6 hours in this mountain area, We haven’t eaten even a banana. P; Dear Master, I am hungry! （念）We’ve been walking but haven’t eaten any, Even that ugly stone looks like a bunny. Now give me anything, I would say “yummy”. Give me anything, I would think it yummy. T: Stop the complaining, my dear piggy. （念）You feel tired, what about sandy? Don’t you remember our purpose the reason we are on this journey? We’ll have a rest when we reach the valley. Scene 2 Encounter with the Girl （白白上） P: Master, there is a girl. T: Yes, I see. P: Wow! （念）Look, look, look, she is a real beauty. She makes me feel comfortable. She makes me forget hungry. It is her that I finally want to marry. S: What happened to Miss Gao? P: Her parents never agreed. （唱，用《但愿人长久》曲子, 只用第一段) (I) look up at her face. It is so pretty. I move my eyes down. (Oh,) she is so leggy. She makes me crazy, blank is my memory, Oh, let me give you a kiss. Come here, sweetie. Come here and be mine. M: Wake up, Piggy! I see no beauty, but a set of white skeleton. P: Oh, yeah! She IS bony. （略有所悟）Oh, I see you don’t like her. (念)But it is because you haven’t seen her twice, or your heart will be soft as steamed rice. She is in every respect nice, and the problem is in your eyes. Beauties can be detected, when a boy tries. He must release his heart, from the cold ties. M: Give me a break! W: Greetings, Travelers! P: Beauty! (像白白跑去) W: (躲过猪猪，向着唐僧) Greetings, Master! I’m Whity. Nice to meet you. M: Greet Pluto