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它咬人吗 Does He Bite Reggie:We have got a new dog. Would you like to come around and play with him? Ron: Well, I dont know---does he bite? Reggie: Thats what I want to find out. 里基：我们又得到了一条新狗，你愿意过来和他玩一会吗？ 罗恩：嗯，我不知道----它咬人吗？ 里基：这正是我想要查明的。两块蛋糕 Two Pieces of Cake Tom: Mom, can I have two pieces of cake, please? Mom: Certainly----take this piece and cut it two! 汤姆：妈妈，我可以吃两块蛋糕吗？ 妈妈：当然可以----拿这块蛋糕把它切成两块吧！ 不算太坏 Not too Bad Did you sell any of your paintings at the art show? No, but I am encouraged, he replied. Somebody stole one. “你的画在美术展上有卖出去吗？” “没有，但我还是受到了鼓励，”他回答说，“有人偷走了一幅。” A Silly Father 傻爸爸 Mr. White was watching TV when his eight-year-old son came into the room. He cried, Father, my grandpa just now slapped me in the face. Hearing that, Mr. White became veryangry. And then he suddenly boxed his own ears heavily and said, You beat my son and I dare to beat yours. 怀特先生在房间里看电视，他八岁的儿子走进来哭着说：爸爸，刚才爷爷打了我一耳光。怀特先生听了非常生气，突然，他重重地扇了自己一耳光，说：你打我儿子，我也敢打你儿子。让座 To Give Up the Seat Little Johnny says Mom, when I was on the bus with Daddy this morning, he told me to give up my seat to a lady.Well, youve done the right thing, says Mommy。But Mommy, I was sitting on daddys lap. 小约翰告诉妈妈：早上我和爸爸坐公车时，他让我给一位女士让座。 好，你做得对。妈妈说。 但是，妈妈，我那时正坐在爸爸的大腿上。别太自私 Dont be selfish A mother is admonishing her son. _Now, John, dont be selfish. Let your little brother share the bicycle with you. _But Mother, I do. I ride it down the hill, and he rides it up the hill. 一位母亲在劝告她的儿子。 听着，约翰，别太自私，让你的弟弟和你共用一辆自行车。 妈妈，我是让他。我先骑下坡，他再骑上坡。A Good Boy 好孩 Little Robert asked his mother for two cents.小罗伯特向妈妈要两分钱。What did you do with the money I gave you yesterday?“昨天给你的钱干什么了？”I gave it to a poor old woman, he answered.“我给了一个可怜的老太婆，”他回答说。Youre a good boy, said the mother proudly.“你真是个好孩子，”妈妈骄傲地说。Here are two cents more. But why are you so interested in the old woman?“再给你两分钱。可你为什么对那位老太太那么感兴趣呢？”She is the one who sells the candy.“她是个卖糖果的。”我的狗不识字 Mrs. Brown: Oh, my dear, I have lost my precious little dog! Mrs