六行人2-8TheOneWithPhoebe#3927sDad.docVIP

六行人2-8The One With Phoebes Dad [Scene: Monica and Rachels apartment. Monica, Rachel, Ross, and Phoebe are there. Phoebe is looking out the window.] PHOEBE: Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh. Ugly Naked Guy is decorating his tree. Oh my God, you should see the size of his Christmas Balls. [Chandler and Joey enter.] JOEY: Hey. CHANDLER: Hey. RACHEL: Hey. JOEY: Hey, how much did you guys tip the super this year? CHANDLER: Yeah, we were gonna give fifty, but if you guys gave more, we dont wanna look bad. MONICA: Oh, actually this year we just made him homemade cookies. CHANDLER: And twenty-five it is. JOEY: You gave him cookies? MONICA: Money is so impersonal. Cookies says someone really cares. . . Alright, were broke, but cookies do say that. PHOEBE: I can see that. A plate of brownies once told me a limerick. CHANDLER: Phoebs, let me ask you something, were, were these, uh, funny brownies? PHOEBE: Not especially. But you know what, I think they had pot in them. ROSS: So you guys, who else did you tip with cookies? RACHEL: Uhh, the mailman, the super. [Theres a bang at the door.] MONICA: Oh, and the newspaper delivery guy. [Joey opens the door and picks up the remnants of the newspaper. JOEY: Oh my God. RACHEL: What? JOEY: Uhhh, I dont think youre gonna like this. [Joey shows them the torn-up newspaper.] RACHEL: Ooh, goooosh, ooh, these are cookies smashed in the sports section. MONICA: Oh look, and he did my crossword puzzle. ROSS: Yeah, but not very well, unless 14-across, Gershwin musical actually is bitemebitemebitemebiteme. OPENING TITLES [Scene: Central Perk. Monica, Chandler, and Joey are seated at couches. Rachel is working behind the counter.] JOEY: I cant believe its Christmas already. Ya know, I mean, one day your eatin turkey, the next thing ya know, your lords are a-leapin and you geese are a-layin. CHANDLER: Which is why geese are so relaxed this time of year. [Ross enters with several bags from shopping.] ROSS: Hey guys. CHANDLER, MONICA, and JOEY: Hey. [Ross appr