2016英文小笑话带翻译最短 精选.doc

2016英文小笑话带翻译最短 Teacher: whoever answers my next question, can go home. 老师：谁能回到我下一个问题，谁就可以回家了。 One boy throws his bag out the window. 一个小男孩把书包扔到窗外。 Teacher: who just threw that?! 老师：谁刚刚把书包扔出去了? Boy: Me! I’m going home now. 男孩：我!我现在要回家了。 What dog can jump higher than a building? 什么狗比大楼跳的还高? Anydog, buildings cant jump! 任何一只狗，大楼又跳不起来。 What has a head, a tail, and no body? 什么有头、有尾，但是没有身体? A coin! 硬币。 What has one eye but cannot see? 什么有一只眼睛，却看不见? A needle. 针。 Wife: How would you describe me? 妻子：你会怎么形容我呢? H