边永泽73.pptVIP

下载本文档

2
0
约1.06千字
约 8页
2018-03-03 发布于河南
举报
版权申诉

边永泽73.ppt

1、本文档共8页，可阅读全部内容。
2、原创力文档（book118）网站文档一经付费（服务费），不意味着购买了该文档的版权，仅供个人/单位学习、研究之用，不得用于商业用途，未经授权，严禁复制、发行、汇编、翻译或者网络传播等，侵权必究。
3、本站所有内容均由合作方或网友上传，本站不对文档的完整性、权威性及其观点立场正确性做任何保证或承诺！文档内容仅供研究参考，付费前请自行鉴别。如您付费，意味着您自己接受本站规则且自行承担风险，本站不退款、不进行额外附加服务；查看《如何避免下载的几个坑》。如果您已付费下载过本站文档，您可以点击这里二次下载。
4、如文档侵犯商业秘密、侵犯著作权、侵犯人身权等，请点击“版权申诉”（推荐），也可以打举报电话：400-050-0827(电话支持时间：9:00-18:30)。
5、该文档为VIP文档，如果想要下载，成为VIP会员后，下载免费。
6、成为VIP后，下载本文档将扣除1次下载权益。下载后，不支持退款、换文档。如有疑问请联系我们。
7、成为VIP后，您将拥有八大权益，权益包括：VIP文档下载权益、阅读免打扰、文档格式转换、高级专利检索、专属身份标志、高级客服、多端互通、版权登记。
8、VIP文档为合作方或网友上传，每下载1次，网站将根据用户上传文档的质量评分、类型等，对文档贡献者给予高额补贴、流量扶持。如果你也想贡献VIP文档。上传文档

边永泽73

* 《Joke》 Bob was having trouble getting to sleep st night.He went to see His doctor,who prescribed some extra-strong sleeping pills. Sunday night Bodyook the pills,slept well and was awake before he teard the alarm He took his time getting to the office,strolled in and said to his boss , ‘I didn’t have a bit of trouble getting up this morning. ’ “That’s fine,”toared the boss, ‘‘but where you on Monday and Tuesday?” Great Event Teacher : what great event happrned in 1809? Little Willy Abreham lincoln was born. Teacher : Correct.And what great event happened in 1812? Litte Willy : Abraham lincoln had his third birthday. Secret for a Long Life(1) A woman walks up to a little old man rocking in a chair on his porch. “I couldn’t help noticing how happy look,”she seys.”what’s your secret for a long, happy life” Secret for a Long Life(2) “I smoke three packs aday,drink a case of whiskey a week ,eat week eat fatty food and never exercise.” “ Wow,that’s amazing,”says the woman.”How old ate you?” “Twenty-six.” *