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* 《Joke》 Bob was having trouble getting to sleep st night.He went to see His doctor,who prescribed some extra-strong sleeping pills. Sunday night Bodyook the pills,slept well and was awake before he teard the alarm He took his time getting to the office,strolled in and said to his boss , ‘I didn’t have a bit of trouble getting up this morning. ’ “That’s fine,”toared the boss, ‘‘but where you on Monday and Tuesday?” Great Event Teacher : what great event happrned in 1809? Little Willy Abreham lincoln was born. Teacher : Correct.And what great event happened in 1812? Litte Willy : Abraham lincoln had his third birthday. Secret for a Long Life(1) A woman walks up to a little old man rocking in a chair on his porch. “I couldn’t help noticing how happy look,”she seys.”what’s your secret for a long, happy life” Secret for a Long Life(2) “I smoke three packs aday,drink a case of whiskey a week ,eat week eat fatty food and never exercise.” “ Wow,that’s amazing,”says the woman.”How old ate you?” “Twenty-six.” *