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影片简介? Only when Michael begins to realize that the he has lost control of his life and the remote is now programming him does he finally learn that life is as much about the moments hed rather forget as it is the moments he will always remember. 影片对白 Donna: Okay, good night, two cowboys. Ben: Reach for the sky, Pocahontas. Donna: No, back to bed. Come on. Pocahontas is off duty. You getting sick, sheriff? Michael: I dont got time to be sick, so no. I need to watch this documentary on Asian architecture. Donna: Well, you gotta get some rest sometime, sweetheart. Besides, the woodland creatures will laugh at you if you collapse trying to put up the tent this weekend. Michael: Yeah. I forgot to tell you. We gotta postpone the camping trip. Ammer put me on a project. Its due Tuesday. If I dont finish this design, Im off it, so... Donna: The kids have been talking about camping all year. Michael: Think I dont know that? Its just every choice I make, everything I do, I disappoint somebody. Donna: So, maybe make sure you dont keep disappointing the wrong people. Michael: Honey, Im not out drinking or gambling or hitting on chicks. Im working my ass off so my family can have a better life than Ive dreamed about when I was a kid. The only way for that to happen is for me to watch this stinking show! So relax, hon. Ah! Are you kidding me? Will you give me a break one time? Damn it! The ODoyles got a stinking universal remote control. Were gonna have one too. Im sick of this. Donna: You want me to open the garage for you? Michael: Yeah. Closed. Closed. Open. Bed Bath Beyond it is. Hey, man? You guys got universal remote controls in there? Man: For a shower curtain or a bathmat? Michael: For a television. Man: I dont think so. Maybe for a blanket? Michael: You got a remote for a blanket? Man: I’m sorry, dude. I dont work here. Im waiting for my friends. Michael: Youre kidding me. Man: Actually, yes. I dont have any friends. Will you be my friend? Wow, wow, man. Michael: Bed. B