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507 The One Where Ross Moves In [Scene: Central Perk, Chandler and Joey are there. Joey is looking at a National Geographic and giggling.] Chandler: Are you looking at naked tribes women? Joey: No, look. (Shows him the magazine.) Chandler: Thats a pig. Joey: I know, I know, but look at the knobs on her. (Ross enters and his hair is a mess.) Chandler: Hey! (Joey quickly hides the magazine under the couch.) Ross: Emilys cousin kicked me out! Chandler: What?! Joey: Why? Ross: Well, when youre subletting an apartment from your wifes cousin and then you get a divorce, sometimes the cousin suddenly wants his apartment back. Chandler: How can he do that? Didnt you sign a lease? Ross: Who needs a lease when its family! Joey: Hey, you can stay with us! Well take care of ya! Chandler: Oh, yeah! Absolutely! Anything you need man! But you have to promise me the second you are feeling better so that we can make fun of your hair! Joey: Yeah. Ross: You got it. Joey: Okay. Ross: Thanks you guys, I really appreciate this. All right, Im gonna get packing again. Man, Ive been moving around so much Im beginning to feel like a nomad. (Joey starts giggling.) Ross: What? Chandler: He thought you said gonad. (Joey busts out laughing.) Opening Credits [Scene: Monicas restaurant, she is getting inspected by the health department, Phoebe is watching.] Health Inspector: Wow, Monica, if every restaurant is as clean as yours, Id have a tough time making a living. Monica: Oh, Larry. Phoebe: Umm, do health inspectors work on commission? Larry: No, bribes. (Phoebe laughs.) Phoebe: Its okay to laugh right? Larry: Yeah, I was just kidding. Phoebe: Okay. (She laughs harder.) Larry: Ill check the kitchen floors. Monica: Okay, knock yourself out, Larry. (He goes into the kitchen.) Phoebe: Yum-my! Monica: Larry? Phoebe: Oh yeah! Id let him check out my kitchen floors. Larry: (entering) A 98. I deducted 2 points because you are not wearing your chefs hat, and that is a Section 5 violation. Monica: Uh, l