410 The One With The Girl From Poughkeepsie-英语学习参考资料.docVIP

410 The One With The Girl From Poughkeepsie [Scene: Chandler and Joeys, Joey, Chandler, and Phoebe are there as Ross enters.] Ross: Hey! Chandler, Joey, and Phoebe: Hey! Ross: I’m sorry I’m late, did I miss anything? Phoebe: Joey stuffing 15 Oreos in his mouth. (Joey, with an obvious mouth full, nods yes.) Ross: 15? (Joey nods again) Your personal best! (Ross takes an Oreo and Joey mumbles, no!) Phoebe: Where were you? Ross: Oh, on a date. Yeah, I met this girl on the train going to a museum upstate. (simultaneously) Chandler: Oh, yeah! How did you meet her? Phoebe: Oh, which museum? Phoebe: (just Phoebe) No, answer his. Ross: Okay, it was just me and her at the back of the train, and I sat near the door, so she’d have to pass by me if she wanted to switch cars. She was totally at my mercy. Chandler: Were you so late because you were burring this woman? Ross: No, I’m getting back down ‘cause she lives in Poughkeepsie. She seems really great, but she’s like totally great, but she lives two and a half hours away. Chandler: How can she be great if she’s from Poughkeepsie? (laughs, at they all look at him) That joke would’ve killed in Albany. Joey: Done! I did it! Heh, who’s stupid now? (He smiles and has cookie remains all over his teeth.) OPENING CREDITS [Scene: Central Perk, Chandler, Joey, Rachel, and Phoebe are there.] Chandler: Hey, look at this! (Holding a newspaper) They’re lighting the big Christmas tree tonight. Phoebe: Umm, that paper’s two weeks old. Chandler: All right, who keeps leaving old newspapers in the trash?! I really wanted to take Kathy to this, I can’t believe I missed it. Rachel: Hey, y’know, at least you have somebody to miss that stuff with! I hate being alone this time of year! Next thing you know it’ll be Valentine’s Day, then my birthday, then bang!—before you know it, they’re lighting that damn tree again. Ohh, I want somebody! (hearing this, Gunther moves in) Y’know, I want a man!! (Gunther leaves depressed) I mean, it doesn’t even hav