506 The One With The Yeti-英语学习参考资料.docVIP

506 The One With The Yeti [Scene: Chandler and Joeys, Monica and Chandler are making out on one of the chairs.] Joey: (entering) Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey!! None of that, not while youre living under my roof! Monica: What?! Joey: Look, just because I know about you two, doesnt mean I like looking at it. Chandler: Arent you supposed to be at an audition for another hour? Joey: Well, Im sorry if Im not a middle-aged black woman! (Starts for his room.) And Im also sorry if sometimes I go to the wrong audition! Okay, look, if I have to pretend I dont know about you two, then you two are gonna have to pretend theres nothing to know about. Chandler and Monica: Okay. Monica: Sorry. Chandler: Sorry. (They wait for Joey to go into his room and close the door and then start making out again.) Joey: (from the bedroom) I can hear that! Monica: (To Chandler) Rachels at work. (They both go to her apartment.) (Pause.) Joey: I can still hear you! Opening Credits [Scene: Central Perk, Joey, Chandler, and Monica are there as Phoebe enters carrying a large box.] Phoebe: Hey! Joey: Hey! Chandler: Hello! Monica: Hey, whats that? Phoebe: Yeah, my mom sent me a family heirloom that once belonged to my grandmother. Can you believe it?! A year ago I didnt even have a family, and now I have heirlooms for crying out loud. (She puts her leg up on the chair and removes this huge knife from her boot to open the box with. The guys are shocked at the knifes existence.) Phoebe: Eeeee-(She opens the box and removes its contents and sees that its a fur coat.)-ohh!! God! (She throws it at Joey.) Joey: Argh-argh!! (Catches the coat.) Ooh, soft. Is this mink? Phoebe: Yeah! Why would my mother send me a fur? Doesnt she know me but at all! Plus, I have a perfectly fine coat that no innocent animal suffered to make! Chandler: Yeah, just some 9-year-old Filipino kids who worked their fingers bloody for 12 cents an hour. (Phoebe stares at him wide-eyed. Chandler sees her reaction.) That didnt happen, I made that up