六人行中英对照921TheOneAtTheFertilityClinic.docVIP

921 The One At The Fertility Clinic [Scene: Central Perk] Monica: Its so weird, how did Joey end up kissing Charlie last night? I thought youd end up kissing Charlie. Ross: Hey, I thought Id end up kissing Charlie too ok? But SURPRISE! Chandler: I missed most of the party (pause) Charlies a girl, right? Ross: Yes, she is this new professor of my department that I did not kiss. Rachel: I dont know why Joey had to kiss her! I mean, of all the girls at the party, GOD! Ross: Why do you care so much? Monica: Yes Rachel, why do you care so much? Rachel: (worried) Be-cause Ross is the father of my child! You know... and I... want him to hook up with lots of women! (pause) I just... All Im saying is... I dont think that Joey and Charlie have anything in common. Ross: Oh, I dont know, they seem to have a shared interest in each others tonsils... Phoebe: Wow, Joey and a professor! Can you imagine if they had kids and if the kids got her intelligence and Joeys raw sexual magnetism... Oh, those nerds will get laaaaaid! Rachel: All right, so... Ross, youre ok with all this? I mean... Ross: Yeah, its no big deal. I mean, I just met her and Im fine with it... (Joey and Charlie enter. Ross looks at her) Ross: Oh, God. I forgot how hot she was! Joey: Hey! All: Hi! Ross: Im gonna get some more coffee. Charlie: Oh, you know what? Ill come with you! Ross: Ok. (they both go) Chandler: (to Joey) So, a professor, uh? Joey: Yeah! She is cool, and shes so smart! Her mind is totally acrimonious (which, being Joey, he mispronounces amonious). (pause) Thats not how she used it...? Charlie: (talking to Ross) I feel like I owe you an explanation. I dont ordinarily go around kissing guys at parties. Im... well, Im kind of embarrassed. I really hope you dont think less of me. Ross: Uhm no! Think less of you! No, I dont think less of you. I mean, you saw someone you liked and you kissed them. I mean, those people who like someone and dont kiss them... those-those people are stupid, I hate those peo