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Work Interview Interviewer （钟） Candidate （张） Candidate （郑） Scene 1 The Honest Woodcutter We all know that competition for jobs is now quite large。If we can get a good job depends largely on your interview skills.Our performance is mock interviews. （Please make a brief self-introduction）.I am a male, non-female. 20 years old, 170cm /Focus on undergraduate .However, my performance is still very brilliant . I have a house - but had to pay the monthly rent. 1.Q:Why did you come to Apply for the job? A: In the past I was a stray mule, now I considered to find organizations.俺以前是一只迷途的骡子，现在可算找到组织了。 2.Q:How do you know that we recruit this post it? A: A qualified employee not only have a mule-like body, but also must have a good sense of smell like a dog.一个合格的员工除了要有骡子般的身体以外，还必须有猎狗一样的嗅觉。 Scene 1 The Honest Woodcutter 3.Q:What do you think the biggest advantages of you? A: Like a work-harder mule, , like a work-hard bee(蜜 蜂), be honest as a dog.像骡子一样吃苦，像工蜂一样耐劳，像猎狗一样忠诚。 4.Q:what’s your greatest weakness? A: I am an idiot(白痴)in addition to work-harder.除了干活就是个白痴。 5.Q:What can you do in company? A: a exemplary role, so that all employees feel that they are the worlds happiest people –to make people of all the world envy me. 表率作用，让所有员工都觉得自己是世界上最幸福的人――全世界都羡慕俺。 Scene 1 The Honest Woodcutter 6.Q:What are your salary expectations? A: I belong to dairy cattle type, eat grass, squeezed out is milk.俺属奶牛型，吃的是草，挤出来是奶。 7.Q: What do you think work overtime? A: work overtime can live longer, work overtime is good to health, work overtime can lose weight, work overtime can ease the traffic pressure ,work overtime is conducive to Birth control .加班可以延年益寿，加班有利于健康，加班可以减肥，加班可以缓解交通压力，加班有利于计划生育（有利于世界和平）。 8.Q: You can do a better job in the past do? A: Of course I can, because I have been to challenge myself all the time, in the past I work 14 hours a day, and now my aim is that work 18 hours a day.当然能，因为俺一直在挑战自我，过去俺每天工作十四小时，现在俺的目标是每天工作十八小时。 Sc