2. Rodrick Rules (Diary of a Wimpy Kid, Book 2)文档.pdfVIP

Diary of a Wimpy Kid: Rodrick Rules (Diary of a Wimpy Kid #2) Jeff Kinney TO JULIE, WILL, AND GRANT SEPTEMBER Monday I guess Mom was p etty p oud of he self fo making me w ite in that j ou nal last yea , because now she went and bought me anothe one. But emembe how I said that if some j e k caught me ca ying a book with dia y on the cove they we e gonna get the w ong idea? Well, thats exactly what happened today. [Image: A ca toon showing a boy beating anothe boy.] My b othe Rod ick Now that Rod ick knows I have anothe j ou nal, I bette emembe to keep this one locked up. Rod ick actually got ahold of my LAST j ou nal a few weeks back, and it was a disaste . But dont even get me sta ted on THAT sto y. 2 Even without my Rod ick p oblems, my summe was p etty lousy. Ou family didnt go anywhe e o do anything fun, and thats Dads fault. Dad made me j oin the swim team again, and he wanted to make su e I didnt miss any meets this yea . [Image: A ca toon of th ee people u ging the th ee boys befo e a swimming ace.] Kill Em, B andon!, No Me cy Todd !, Stop Shive ing G eg! Dads got this idea that Im destined to be a g eat swimme o something, so thats why he makes me j oin the team eve y summe . 3 At my fi st swim meet a couple of yea s ago, Dad told me that when the umpi e shot off the sta te pistol, I was supposed to dive in and sta t swimming. But what he DIDNT tell me was that the sta te gun only fi ed BLANKS. So I was a whole lot mo e wo ied about whe e the bullet was gonna land than I was about getting myself to the othe end of the pool. [Image: A ca toon showing a swimming ace between th ee boys and out of them one boy has sunk to the g ound.] 4 Even afte Dad explained the whole sta te pistol concept to me, I was still the wo st swimme on the team. But I did end up winning Most Imp oved at the awa ds banquet at the end