六行人2-18The One Where Old Yeller Dies.doc

六行人2-18The One Where Old Yeller Dies [Scene: Monica and Rachels apartment. Phoebe enters to see Monica, Richard, Ross, and Rachel tearfully watching TV.] PHOEBE: Hey. Watcha guys doin? RICHARD: Monicas making us watch Old Yeller. PHOEBE: Why are you guys so upset? Its Old Yeller, its a happy movie. RACHEL: What? ROSS: Whatre you talkin about? PHOEBE: Cmon, happy family gets a dog, frontier fun. ROSS: Yeah but Phoebs, what about the end? PHOEBE: What when Yeller saves saves the family from the wolf and everyones happy? RACHEL: Thats not the end. PHOEBE: Yu-huh. Thats when my mother would shut off the TV and say The end. MONICA: What about the part where he has rabies? PHOEBE: He doesnt have rabies, he has babies. Thats what my mom said. RICHARD: Uh, Phoebe, I dont think your mom would want you to see whats about to happen. PHOEBE: What, whats about to happen? [starts watching] Ive never seen this part before. Hey, Travis, watcha doin with that gun? Oh no, no no Travis, put down the gun. No no no no, he hes your buddy, hes your Yeller, no, no no, the end, THE END. [hear the gunshot from the TV] [Scene:Monica and Rachels apartment. Richard is on the balcony smoking and Monica is on the phone.] MONICA: Hey, have you guys eaten, because uh, Richard and I just finished and weve got leftovers... Chicken and potatoes... What am I wearing?...Actually, nothing but rubber gloves. [Chandler and Joey come sprinting in] JOEY: Ya know, one of these times youre gonna really be naked and were not gonna come over. MONICA: Alright, Ive got a leg, three breasts and a wing. CHANDLER: Well, how do you find clothes that fit? JOEY: Oh, hey, Monica, weve got a question. MONICA: Alright, for the bizillionth time, yes I see other women in shower at the gym, and no I dont look. JOEY: No, not that one. Were trying to figure out who to bring to the Knicks game tonight, we have an extra ticket. CHANDLER: Yeah, Ross cant go so its between my friend Eric Prower who has breath issues and Dan with t