三个馒头引发的血案 2.pptxVIP

Waiter: Hero: Girl: Boy: Bandit A: Bandit B: Bandit C:;Hero : Waiter ! Waiter ! Waiter : Can I help you ? Hero : Do you have any beef ? Waiter : No beef . Hero : Do you have any wine ? Waiter : No wine . Hero : What do you have ? (angry) Waiter : Steamed bun , sir. Do you want some ? Hero : OK, be quick . Waiter : Please wait . ;(Hero 掉出一本书，Waiter 捡了起来) Waiter : Wow ! Nine sun book ! Where did you get it ? Hero : Since you ask sincerely (既然你诚心诚意的发问了) Let me tell you generously （我就大慈大悲的告诉你） To prevent earth from being destroyed （为了防止地球被毁坏） To make a peaceful world （为了维护世界的和平） Waiter : Stop ,sir ! ! ! Can I have a look ? Hero : It seems that you have a talent , I have to sell it . Waiter : WOW ! ! ! Hero : Only ten yuan . And I will give a present in addition . Waiter : Are you sure , sir ? （Waiter 翻书后，狂笑！！！） Waiter : Nine sun book is so easy ! Ah ah ah ah ! ! ! I’m the master of kongfu ！！！ ;SCENE 2;Waiter : Are you making fun ? ? Go home and ask you mother to give you steamed bun . Girl : I’m angry now , dear ! ! ! Go and fight ! ! ! (转过头) (Boy 上) Boy : What’s up , dear ? Girl : I tell you that you should call me the most beautiful clever pretty dear in the world ! Do you un-der-stan-d? Boy : OK , the most beautiful clever pretty dear in the world , what’s up ? Girl : He made me angry ! Go and fight ! Boy : No problem . (Boy 冲上去，左勾拳，右勾拳，打不中，低头掩面含羞状对Girl哭泣，发出呜~呜声，手抬起，大喊：Shi ba luo han ! ! Go and fight ! !) ;(A B C)上，站在远处，双手盘在胸前，抖脚发出哼~哼~哼的声音。。。 Waiter : Who are you ? Where are shi ba luo han ? Bandit A : My name is shi ! Bandit B : My name is ba ! Bandit C :My name is luohan ! Bandit A : The road is built by me . Bandit B : And I planted a tree . Bandit C : If you want to go by this street Bandit A、B、C : Give us all your money ！！ (Bandit A、B、C上，群殴。。。W倒地昏倒，A、B、C退后聊天，Girl和Boy开始交流);Boy : A piece of cake ! I defeat him ! Girl : I’m hungry , let’s go and have some food . Boy : No problem , the most beautiful clever pr