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让你此生难成大器的七宗罪 7 Reasons Why You Will Never Do Anything Amazing With Your Life I’m looking you in the eyes, (ok well, not really since you are probably reading this article, but figuratively, I am burning a cyclops type hole in your face right now) and telling you that you don’t stand a chance. 我此刻死盯着你的眼睛（好吧，也不是那么名副其实的“盯着”，因为你看到的是这篇文章不是我，但请想象，我现在正在死盯着你，我的镭射眼大概已经“看穿”你的脸了）告诉你，你一点儿机会都没有。 I’m telling you that if you can read this article, look through this list and not claim it as your own, then you should be a little worried. 我肯定，如果你看完这文章这罪状还不觉得这是你的问题所在，那你就该发愁了。 Actually, you should be very worried. You should drop everything and immediately question your existence on earth. You should find a mirror, look yourself in the eyes, raise your hand and slap yourself in the face. 其实你该愁死了才对。你该做的就是放下手头一切事情，深刻反省自己的存在有何意义。你该照面镜子，盯着自己的眼睛，举起手来给自己一个大耳刮子才是。 Got it? Now repeat that until you come to your senses and continue reading whenever you’re ready. 听明白了吗？那就继续重复这个动作直到你醒悟过来、准备好了的时候，再继续往下看吧。 I’m not talking about the: study hard, party light, graduate top-of-your-class skills. 我说的是“真枪实弹”的实战技能！ I’m not even talking about the: slack-off, skip class, smoke weed, drink and party but still graduate, skill-set your $50, 000+ diploma has lead you to believe you have. 不是所谓的“多学少玩第一名”，也不是你那本价值“五万金”的文凭宣称你身怀的“懒散逃课抽大麻照旧毕业”绝技。 “I’m talking ’bout, step out your door, make some moves, and get-some-shit-done, kind of skills! Some, move out your mama’s house, quit your job?—?say “fuck the world”?—?and then actually go do it, kind of skills”. 我说的是，起身出门、有所行动、干出点儿屁事来的技能！就是那一套搬出老妈的房子、辞职再冲全世界吼一声“草泥马”然后真真正正干点儿事情的技能。 Skills that can be had by anyone willing to pay the price to get them. Skills that are quickly becoming extinct. 那套人人都愿意为之付出学习代价的技能，那套已日渐消亡的技能。 I’m talking about skills that cannot be taught in a classroom or in a textbook. Skills you can only learn by doing; by learning how to fly after jumping off the cliff. 如此技能自然不能在课堂上或课本中习得。要掌握如此技能，实践出真知是唯一方法，譬如，借从悬崖跳落之际习得飞翔技巧。 Skills that can only be devel