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Boston Legal … There’s Fire! Season 2, Episode 17 Written by David E. Kelley 2005 David E. Kelly Productions. All Rights Reserved. Broadcast: February 28, 2006 Transcribed by Imamess Denny Crane is in front of a mirror trying to tie his bow tie. Unsuccessfully. Denny Crane: Ah! Frustrated. Alan! Help me with my tie. Alan Shore: Certainly. Facing Denny he attempts to tie the tie. I can’t do it this way, turn around. He reaches from behind, and as he’s looking in the mirror, he ties Denny’s tie. Denny Crane: Ahhh. I wish you and I were getting married. That’s you and I. Both of us. To others. I’m not gay. Alan Shore: I heard you the first Freudian slip. Denny Crane: Well, Alan, I, I don’t wanna leave you. Alan Shore: No doubt there’ll be some adjusting. But you’re not losing an Alan, you’re gaining a Bev. The girl of your recent dreams. Denny Crane: Alan, you’re my best friend. If you want you can dream about her too. Alan Shore: Denny, you’re generous to a fault. There you are. Denny Crane: Well! Denny Crane. Getting hitched. Alan Shore: Indeed. We see, but don’t hear Denny and Beverly Bridge say, “I do.” Denny places a ring on Bev’s finger. They kiss. Announcer: Ladies and gentlemen! Would you please rise and welcome, for the first time as husband and wife, Mr and Mrs Denny Crane! Everbody applauds as Denny and Bev come out to the dance floor and start dancing. Shirley Schmidt: White roses, gold-leafed cake, Bev’s boobs swimming out of her wedding dress. Brad Chase: Who said money can’t buy tastelessness? Alan Shore: I think Bev and Denny did a lovely job. Paul Lewiston: Eleven marriages between the two of them, they’ve had plenty of practice. Denise Bauer: Will you listen to you people? Can we not, for just one moment, appreciate the simplicity and timelessness of two souls in love? The entire crowd is horrified to see Denny and Bev grabbing each other’s asses, grinding into one another as t