英语学习近音同音词讲解与练习punny-jokes.ppt

Puns Why is a fish easy to weigh? Because it has its own scales! Why did the lion spit out the clown? Because he tasted funny! Why did the turkey cross the road? To prove he wasnt chicken! Did you hear about the man who lost his left side? Hes all right now. What does reading while sunbathing make you? It makes you well, red. A mushroom walks into a bar, sits down and orders a drink. The bartender says We dont serve mushrooms here. The mushroom says, “Why not? Im a fun guy!” The End Hope you’ve found this presentation very punny!