Modern-Family-台词107-En-Grade.docx

Gloria : Bravo! Bravo, Manny, bravo! ? Jay : Well, when I heard Manny wanted to fence, I was like, sure. uncoordinated kid, lethal weapon... How can this go wrong? Gloria : And what do you think now? Jay : Im proud of our little Zorro. I mean, I worked with him a little, but the kids got skills. Gloria : Its in his blood. His father was a master swordsman. He was an artist with his sword. I mean, the way he throws the sword... I mean, he was legendary. Jay : You know, this nice moment Im having with your son... Youre... Kind of wrecking it. Gloria : Sorry. ? Alex : Did you know that fencing goes back to the 12th century? Haley : You know whats even nerdier than fencing? Knowing when it began. Luke : I dont think youre a nerd, Alex. Alex : Shut up, dork. Jay :? All right! Thats my boy! Mitchell : Would this be easier if we suspended you from a crane? ? Cameron : Any monkey can shoot a home movie. I pride myself on shooting home films. Mitchell : Yeah, but, Cameron, you always just take things a little too far. Cameron : No, I dont. Mitchell : Okay, your nephews first birthday. Cameron : Thats not fair. Mitchell : You brought a wind machine. Cameron : To be fair, my vision was... Mitchell : Cameron, you brought a wind machine. Cameron : Who puts wheels on cribs? ? Gloria : Mi tigre! Mi tigre! Yes! Ay, sorry. Sorry. Phil : Thats okay. Haley : No! No, no, no, no, no! My phone died! Alex : No biggie. Your battery probably just statically defracticated. Haley : What? Alex : It means you can recharge it with static electricity. Just rub it on your hair. Jay : Yes! You know, I used to go to the houses of my friends, And it used to bug me, their kids you know?, Because there was never a trophy in my house. Not until this one. Phil : Thats a good grip ! Can we switch seats? Mitchell : Cam, people are staring. Jay : I know youre not supposed to care, but its kind of cool to have a kid in your house whos the best at something, you know what I mean? Phil : Mm-hmm. ? Phil : Yeah,