英语搞笑短剧剧本be3eyefi.doc

《孔雀东南飞》 Wanders every five miles 焦仲卿Johnny(J for short)刘兰芝Lunch(L for short) 焦母Johnny’s mother(JM for short)刘母Lunch’smother(LM for short) 太守之子Mayor’s son(MS for short)强盗Burglars(A B and C) Prologue (J作被打状跑上台,内砸出一卷纸筒,J被打中,狼狈不堪) J: Everybody says that I’m henpecked, but in fact, I’m as strong as a tiger,(小声) while my wife is Wu Song. (指着上台处的门大声道)I’m not afraid of you! (内砸出一脸盆,Ｊ接住当成盾牌护着头)Then, I’m afraid of whom? My wife Lunch is the most famous woman in the neighbor-hood. She is braver than me, smarter than me and stronger than me. All this I do not care. I only want her to be tender than me. Bu