荆轲刺秦王搞笑英文话剧 2.pptVIP

城市建设学院 土木14班;Introduction（旁白）： Odalisques（众宫女）： Prince Dan（太子丹）： mirror 镜子（宫女甲）： A san（阿三）： Mr.Jingke（荆轲）： Li Mochou (李莫愁)： Mr.JingsWife（荆轲妻子）：;Long ago there was a crazy country, in this crazy country there were some crazy people, trying to show the crazy history by crazy ways. Mr. Jing Ke was the most famous swordsman and was sent to kill king of Qin, “Ying Zheng”. But finally he failed. Do you want to know what happened at that time? Okay, next show will tell you the truth. 很久以前有一个疯狂的国家，在这疯狂的国家有一些疯狂的人，试图用疯狂的方式展现疯狂的历史。荆轲是最有名的剑客，被派去杀秦王“嬴政”。但最后他失败了。你想知道当时发生了什么事吗？好的，这场话剧会告诉你真相。;;太子丹：Mirror, mirror, tell me, who is the most pretty man in the world? 镜子：It’s you，PrinceDan！！;阿三: After screening（选拔） I have two promising （有前途的）persons on hand. One is Miss. Li Mochou, the other is Mr. Jingke. Tomorrow they will PK for the NO.1 killer of the world.;;Action 2;荆轲: Are you Li mochou?李莫愁: Yes. 荆轲: OK. I’m Jingke, you know, I will let you know I am the king of the killers’ world.;李莫愁: What happened? Why aren’t you hurt?;;太子丹：How are you?荆轲：Fine, thank you, and you?太子丹：Oh my God! Could you give me an different answer to “How are you”?荆轲：Sure!太子丹：How are you?荆轲：Fine, thank you, and your wife?Hey, guy, I’m kidding（开玩笑 ）!太子丹：Oh, I’m kidding，too! May I have your name card ,please? To be a man or to be a woman, thats a question!;荆轲：TCM is my only love! 阿三：What is TCM? 荆轲： Hey, guy! You look so smart（精明）but why you didn’t know TCM? Any of them can give you the answer.阿三：Excuse me? What’s the TCM?路人甲：TCM - Traditional Chinese MM……;阿三：You want? Speak up if you want! Why do you keep silent（沉默）? Why are you looking at me? Although your eyes are full of sincerity（清澈）, I’m very glad（乐意）,you still have to speak up（讲出来）. Take it! ;Prince Dan got the slimming tea ,and three people dance together happily…… 太子丹得到了减肥茶，三人高兴地??舞……;A conspiracy was quietly launching... ... 一场阴谋正在悄悄展开……;阿三：Hero, we have already reached Yishui River（易水河）. 荆轲：Just stop here, please. Farewell（别了）, my