好汉两个半第一季剧本.docx

TWO AND A HALF MEN SCRIPT  目录 TOC \o 1-3 \h \z \u S01E01 Pilot 1 S01E02 BIG FLAPPY BASTARDS 17 S01E03 GO EAST ON SUNSET UNTIL YOU REACH THE GATES OF HELL 33 S01E04 IF I CANT WRITE MY CHOCOLATE SONG, IM GOING TO TAKE A NAP 47 S01E05 THE LAST THING YOU WANT IS TO WIND UP WITH A HUMP 62 S01E06 DID YOU CHECK WITH THE CAPTAIN OF THE FLYING MONKEYS 88 S01E07 IF THEY DO GO EITHER WAY THEYRE USUALLY FAKE 102 S01E08 TWENTY-FIVE LITTLE PRE-PUBERS WITHOUT A SNOOT-FUL 118 S01E09 PHASE ONE, COMPLETE 132 S01E10 MERRY THANKSGIVING 147 S01E11 ALAN HARPER, FRONTIER CHIROPRACTOR 162 S01E12 CAMEL FILTERS AND PHEREMONES 177 S01E13 SARAH LIKE PUNY ALAN 193 S01E14 I CANT AFFORD HYENAS 207 S01E15 ROUND ONE TO THE HOT CRAZY CHICK 221 S01E16 THAT WAS SALIVA, ALAN 237 S01E17 ATE THE HAMBURGERS, WEARING THE HATS 251 S01E18 AN OLD FLAME WITH A NEW WICK 267 S01E19 I REMEMBER THE COATROOM, I JUST DONT REMEMBER YOU 282 S01E20 HEY, I CAN PEE OUTSIDE IN THE DARK 298 S01E21 NO SNIFFING, NO WOWING 311 S01E22 MY DOCTOR HAS A COW PUPPET 327 S01E23 JUST LIKE BUFFALO 327 S01E24 CAN YOU FEEL MY FINGER 327  S01E01 Pilot 【Charlie, Alan, Judith, Rose, Evelyn首次出场；扑克神童Jake】 [Charlie is in his bedroom with a girl. She holds up a very slinky outfit.] Girl: So, what do you think? Charlie: Wow. It’s for you, right? Girl: It’s for both of us. Don’t go away. [She goes into the bathroom.] Charlie: Don’t worry. There’s not enough blood left in my legs to go anywhere. [The phone rings. Charlie kicks off his shoes, and starts taking off his pants.] Machine: Hey, it’s Charlie. Do your thing when you hear the beep. Rose: [on machine] Listen, you lousy S.O.B. I will not be treated like this. [Charlie runs to get to the machine but is trapped by his pants round his ankles and falls over.] Rose: [on machine] Either you call me, or you are gonna be very, very sorry. [The girl in the apartment comes out of the bathroom.] Rose: [on machine]