十分搞笑的英语.docVIP

. . 为了方便查询，我将目前能够找到的中式英语按照拼音的顺序排了出来，如下表。 　　1.爱他 妈的谁谁谁：lovehemother’swhowhowho　　2.白痴：Whiteeat!　　3.板门弄斧：playanaxbeforeLuban　　4.班长：classlong　　5.彼此彼此：youmeyoume　　6.表妹：watchsister　　7.别唬我：don’ttigerme　　8.不管三七二十一：nocarethreeseventwotenone　　9.不入虎穴，焉得虎子：Bluewhosay，andwhose　　10.不三不四：nothreenofour　　11.不要开黄 腔：donotopenyellowgun　　12.车祸现场描述：one car come，one car go,two car peng－peng,people die　　13.呈现强烈的企图心：De monstrate the strong attempt heart　　14.吃白 食：eatwhitefood　　15.春江水暖鸭先知：spring river water warm duck first know　　16.大人不计小人过：Big? people donot think of small people’smistake　　17.第一眼看到你，我就爱上你了：first eye see you, i shit love you　　18.电源线：powerline　　19.放马过来，给你点颜色看看：release your horse and come,I’ll give you some color to see see　　20.蜂拥而至：go out like bee　　21.给你点颜色看看：I’ll show you some color　　22.给你脸你不要脸，你丢脸，我翻脸：I give you face you don’t wanna face,you lose you face,I turn my face　　23.恭喜发财：go high?? fuck try　　24.狗 娘 养 的：dog mother born　　25.关公面前耍大刀：play a big knife before Guangong　　26.好多人死了，你怎么不去死！：How many pople go to die, why donot you go to die　　27.好好学习、天天向上：good good study,day day up　　28.好久不见：longtimenosee（这个用法已经被当地的美国口语，尤其是被文化程度不高的群体所接受）　　29.红颜知己：red face know me　　30.加油：add oil　　31.救人一命，胜造七 级 浮 屠：save man one life,bet ther than building up7-floor tower ? 　　32.开水：open water　　33.看不看：see no see?　　34.抗 日游 行：resist sun swim go　　35.课间操：lesson between fuck　　36.老 表：old watch　　37.龙生龙，凤生凤，老鼠的儿子会打洞：dragon born dragon,chicken born chicken,mouse’s son can make hole　　38.马马虎虎：horse horse tiger tiger　　39.没脸见人：haveno face see person　　40.美中不足：American Chinese not enough　　41.面试：face try　　42.明天谁起得早谁叫谁：tomorrow morning who get up early,who call who!　　43.哪凉快哪呆着去where cool where you stay!　　44.你爱我吗：you love I?　　45.你不鸟 我，我也不鸟 你：you don’t bird me,so I don’t bird you　　46.你给我等着：you give me wait ? ? ? ? ? 　　47.你给我滚出去：you gave me get out　　48.你给我记住：you give me? remember　　49.你给我站住：you give me stop　　50.你没看，我现在非常忙，一边玩去：You no see,I now very busy.One side play g