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Friends老友记六人行中英文对照剧本第二季 222 The One With the Two Parties [Scene: Moondance Diner. Ross, Phoebe, Joey, and Chandler are sitting at the counter, Monica is working. Monica is wearing her costume, including big fake breasts.]MONICA: So, Ill get candles and my moms lace tablecloth, and since its Rachels birthday, I mean, we want it to be special, I thought Id poach a salmon.ALL: Ohhh.MONICA: What?ROSS: Question. Why do we always have to have parties where you poach things?MONICA: You wanna be in charge of the food committee?ROSS: Question two. Why do we always have to have parties with committees?JOEY: Really. Why cant we just get some pizzas and get some beers and have fun?ROSS: Yeah.PHOEBE: Yeah, I agree. Ya know, I think fancy parties are only fun if youre fancy on the inside and Im just not sure we are.MONICA: Alright. If you guys dont want it to be special, fine. You can throw any kind of party you want.[Joey is staring at Monicas breasts]MONICA: Joey theyre not real. I start miles beneath the surface of these things, ok, theyre fake. See [squeezes her breast] honk honk.CHANDLER: Wow, its, its like porno for clowns.OPENING TITLES[Scene: Central Perk. Chandler, Ross, Joey, Phoebe, and Monica are planning Raches birthday party.]ROSS: I talked to Rachels sisters, neither of them can come.MONICA: Ok, um so, I still have to invite Dillon and Emma and Shannon Cooper.JOEY: Woah, woah, woah, uh, no Shannon Cooper.PHOEBE: Why not her?JOEY: Cause she uh, she steals stuff.CHANDLER: Or maybe she doesnt steal stuff and Joey just slept with her and never called her back.MONICA: Joey that is horriable.JOEY: Hey I liked her, alright. Maybe, maybe too much. I dont know I guess I just got scared.PHOEBE: Im sorry, I didnt know.JOEY: I didnt think anyoned buy that, ok.[Rachel enters]ROSS: Hi honey, how did it go?RACHEL: Agh, it was the graduation from hell.CHANDLER: Ya know, my cousin went to hell on a football scholarship.RACHEL: Ya know, I mean this is s