广东省中山市高中英语 unit 3 a taste of english humor（第5课时）writing课件 新人教版必修4.pptVIP

* Module4 Unit 3 A taste of English humor Writing funny stories Who makes us feel happy? 有…，还是没…有…呢？ Enjoy more jokes Teacher: Jimmy, what are the three words which pupils use most often in English class? Jimmy: I don’t know. Teacher: Correct. punch line punch line Teacher: Can you tell me anything about the great scientists of the 18th century? Student: They are all dead. punch line Dentist: Please stop shouting, I haven’t even touched your tooth yet. Patient: I know. But you are standing on my foot. It’s too far Teacher: why do birds fly south? Student: Because it’s too far to . walk Customer: What’s that fly doing in my soup? Waiter: , I think. Swimming Patient: Thank you doctor, my fever is gone. Doctor: Don’t thank me, thank god. Patient: Then I will pay the fees to god. Enjoy some verbal jokes: 1. Policeman: You can’t park here. Driver: Why can’t I ? Policeman: Read the sign there. Driver: It says, “Fine for Parking,” so I parked. Enjoy some verbal jokes: 2. Girl : If we marry, will you give me a ring ? Boy: Of course, What’s your telephone number? 3. Daughter: Auntie kissed me this morning, Mum! Mum: How nice! Did you kiss her back, dear? Daughter: Of course not. I kissed her face. One day a man called a taxi company for a taxi to make time to the airport. He waited at home but it didn’t arrive. So he called again. The girl said, “I am sorry the taxi hadn’t come, but don’t worry as the plane is always late.” “Well, it certainly will be late this morning ” the man said, “because I happen to be flying it!” The situation What happened The punch line 1.When: 2.Who: 3.Where: 4.called again 5.taxi, not come 6.plane, late 7. Because he happened to be flying it. The Gold Rush The little tramp（小流浪汉）——Charlie Chaplin a small hut（茅屋） the little tramp(流浪汉) and his friend boil s