大学生英语话剧剧本——荆轲刺秦王修改版.docx

PAGE PAGE 2 演员表：吕升海 任奕达 黄世雄 演员表： 吕升海 任奕达 黄世雄 厉四普 殷于媚 程艳辉 刘 影 王 蔓 尹亚培 冯秀秀 英语话剧 Action I 吕升海（上，掏出镜子梳头，做自恋状）：Mirror, mirror, tell me, who is the most pretty man in the world? (厉四普：It’s you, Prince Dan! 吕升海高兴状) Thank u mirror! （面对观众） I’m Prince Dan, the magic mirror said I am the most attractive(英俊的) man in the world. But Ying Zheng is a jealous（妒忌的） guy, I feel he will kill me if mirror told him the truth. I am so scared. So what can I do? (向幕里大叫) Where are my ministers（大臣）? 殷于媚: Honey, we are coming. 吕升海：I’ve told you again and again that you should call me “my most beautiful、graceful 、handsome、charming、smart and dearest Prince Dan”! 王蔓：Sure, honey! I have a good idea. We can find a hero to kill Ying Zheng~~~（作杀状） 吕升海： Good idea! But who is the right candidate（候选人）? 殷于媚：After screening I have two promising persons on hand. One is Miss Li Mo Chou, the other is Mr Jing Ke. Tomorrow they will PK for the NO.1 killer of the world. 吕升海：Well, show me the winner as soon as possible, OK? 殷于媚：Yes. Action II （《十面埋伏》中刘德华金成武决斗时的音乐） 黄世雄 ：Are you Li mo chou? 刘影：Yes. 黄世雄：OK. I’m Jing ke, you know, I will let you know I am the king of the killers’ world. 刘影：Are you challenging me? 黄世雄 ：Off course! 耸耸肩表示同意 刘影：Come on! 。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。 黄世雄:Look ，帅哥！ （刘影扭头，黄世雄打到刘影） 黄世雄大笑 刘影痛苦状：What happened? Why？you are 使诈 黄世雄: We dont need any reason to win a person. Dont we? Do we? （赢一个人需要理由么，不需要么，需要么？） 刘影(愤怒状)：you… 黄世雄大笑 吕升海上（抱拳）：How are you? 黄世雄：Fine, thank you, and you? 吕升海：Oh my God! Could you give me an innovative(新样式的) answer to “How are you”? 黄世雄：Sure! 吕升海：How are you? 黄世雄：Fine, thank you, and your wife? 吕升海晕倒 黄世雄：Hey, man, I’m kidding!（未成年人） 吕升海：Oh, I’m kidding too!（毕恭毕敬）May I have your name card, please? 黄世雄从兜里掏出一卷纸，上面写着：To be or not to be, thats a question. 王蔓：Hero，we need your help. 黄世雄：I am busy now! 吕升海：You can get a lot of money. 黄世雄：I am very busy now! 殷于媚：IC, ID, IQ card? 黄世雄：I am very very busy now! 王蔓(手指上场的美女，激动状): Look! She is the most beautiful girl in the world. I