搞笑七分钟英语短剧剧本.docx

:Hello, everyone, have you ever seen the movieBeautiful Life? Yeah, you are right, Im the director--R Z. Recently, I will direct a new movie, today, there will be an audition and I will select three actors to perform in this film. OK, lets begin. The first part, talent show, lets welcome actor number one. 陈: 大家好，你们看过 美丽人生 吗？是的，我是这部电影的导演 R Z。最近我要导演一部 新的电影。 今天在这里将举行一场面试， 我要选出三位演员来拍摄这部电影。好的，接下来就开始面试的第一个环节，才艺表演，让我们欢迎第一位面试者。 : I t ’s so easy for me to get thischaracter. (面朝观众说 ) Nice to meet you, my dear director. : 我一定能轻而易举地拿到这个角色。(边走边朝观众说 )很高兴见到你，亲爱的导演。 :Nice to meet you too, so, introduce yourself. 陈 :很高兴见到你，那么请介绍一下你自己吧。 :Im CK Yang, you know. I dont have too many achievements, I just won six World Music Awards, eight American Music Awards, and ? (做沉思状 ) oh, I forgot, two Oscar Awards, its just a piece of cake for me, you know, I... 杨: 我是 CK 杨，你知道的，我也没有太多的成就，我仅仅拿了 6 次世界音乐奖， 8 次全美 音乐奖，对了，差点忘了这个，还有二次奥斯卡奖，这对我来说不过是小意思，你们知道的，我。。。 :Stop, stop! Time is limited, just begin. 陈 :停下，快停下，时间有限，快点开始吧。 杨:OK! Ill sing my first song to conquer you --my heart will go on. Just enjoy it. Music( 音乐响 ). :好的，我将演唱我的成名曲来征服你 ---- 我心永恒。请欣赏。 (音乐响起 ) near, far, wherever you are I believe that the heart does go on once more, you opened the door and youre here in my heart, and my heart will go on and on. （唱跑调） :OK, that ’s enough, I was wondering how couldyou get so many awards? : 可以了，够了！我真的好奇你唱的这么难听，是怎么拿到这么多奖的 杨:Dear director, you don ’t appreciate my style, I ’m sure you will(骄regret傲的.离开 ) 杨: 我亲爱的导演，你不懂欣赏我的风格，我保证你会后悔的。 (骄傲的离开 ) :Oh, Im dying, hope the next one will give me a surprise. Next one! : 天啊，我要受不了，希望下一个会带给我惊喜。下一个！ :To be, or not to be, Its a question!( 走到陈面前 ),Im glad to see you, my dear princess. : 生存还是死亡 ?这是个问题。 (走到陈面前 )很荣幸见到您，我的公主。 ( 高兴状 ):oh, its really a big surprise, so whats your name? ( 高兴状 ):天啊，实在是太惊喜了，你叫什么？ :My name? Oh, wait a minute. Do you know Trish Regan?(陈摇头 :no), its ok, how about Robin Meade?( 陈摇头 :no), eh... you must know Beyonce Giselle, right?( 陈继续摇头