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第 PAGE 页码 页码 页 / 总页数 NUMPAGES 总页数 总页数 页 两人对话搞笑英语对话 导读：我根据大家的需要整理了一份关于《两人对话搞笑英语对话》的内容，具体内容：初中英语教学阶段,口语交际能力的培养是教学任务的重要内容之一。我精心收集了两人搞笑英语对话，供大家欣赏学习!两人搞笑英语对话篇1Three pastors in t... 初中英语教学阶段,口语交际能力的培养是教学任务的重要内容之一。我精心收集了两人搞笑英语对话，供大家欣赏学习! 两人搞笑英语对话篇1 Three pastors in the south were having lunch in a diner. One said, You know, since summer started Ive been having trouble with bats in my loft(阁楼) and attic at church. Ive tried everythingnoise, spray, catsnothing seems to scare them away. Another said, Yes, me too. Ive got hundreds living in my belfry(钟楼) and in the attic. Ive been had the place fumigated(熏制) , and they still wont go away. The third said, I baptized(洗礼) all mine, and made them members of the church...havent seen one back since! 三个南部的牧师在一家小餐馆里吃午饭。其中的一个说道：你们知道吗，自从夏天来临，我的教堂的阁楼和顶楼就被蝙蝠骚扰，我用尽了一切办法噪音、喷雾、猫似乎什么都不能把它们赶走。 另外一位说：是啊，我也是。在我的钟楼和阁楼也有好几百只。我曾经请人把整个地方用烟熏消毒一遍，它们还是赶不走。 第三个牧师说：我为我那里的所有蝙蝠洗礼，让它们成为教会的一员从此一只也没有再回来过。 两人搞笑英语对话篇2 At a dinner party a shy young man had been trying to think of something nice to say to his hostess. At last he saw his chance when she turned to him and remarked, What a small appetite you have tonight, Mr. Jones.To sit next to you, he replied gallantly, would cause any man to lose his appetite. 在一次晚餐聚会上，一位腼腆的年青人一直在冥思苦想对女主人说一些好听的话。机会总于来了，女主人转向他说：琼斯先生，您今晚的饭量太小了。坐在您身边，他殷勤的说道，任何男人都会失去胃口的。 两人搞笑英语对话篇3 After friends of mine landed at busy Newwark Airport, they were unable to attract the attention of any porters to help with their luggage. In desperation, the husband took out a five-dollar bill and waved it above the crowd. In an instant, a skycap was at his side. Sir, observed the porter, you certainly have excellent communication skills. 我的朋友们在繁忙的纽瓦克机场着陆后，他们却不能招呼到脚夫来帮他们搬行李。无奈，丈夫拿出一张五美元的钞票在人群上面摇晃。 一个带宽边帽的人马上来到他身边。先生，脚夫说道，很明显你有绝妙的交际技巧。 两人搞笑英语对话篇4 A newspaper organized a contest for the best answer to the question: If a fire broke out in the Louvre, and if you could only save one painting, which one would you car