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When the Ambassador of Escalopia returned home for lunch, his wife got a shock. He looked pale and his
clothes were in a frightful state.
What has happened she asked. How did your clothes get into such a mess
A fire extinguisher, my dear, answered the Ambassador drily. University students set the Embassy
on fire this morning.
Good heavens! exclaimed his wife. And where were you at the time
I was in my office as usual, answered the Ambassador. The fire broke out in the basement.
immediately, of course, and that fool, Horst, aimed a fire extinguisher at me. He thought
I must definitel
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