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哲理篇 The Help from the God A small village came into a very large storm, and floods began to submerge the whole village. A priest prayed in the church when the flood submerged his knees． Lifeguard came to the church driving a sampan： Father, come here as soon as possible！Otherwise you will drown in the flood！ The priest said： No！I am confident that God will save me, please go to save others． But soon, the water rose to the priest’s chest, and the priest had to stand on the altar． At this time, a police drove to the priest with a speedboat：Father, hurry up, otherwise you will be drowned！ The priest said： No, I would like to keep my church. I believe that God will save me．You’d better to save others. After a while, the floods have submerged the entire church. The priest had no choice but to firmly grasp the top of the Cross Church．A helicopter flied over slowly, and the pilot dropped a rope ladder：Father, hurry up, this is the last chance! But the priest said: No, I would like to keep my church！God will save me．”The stubborn priest was finally drowned. In the heaven, the priest asked the God angrily：Lord, I devoted my whole life to serving you, why you refuse to help me！ God said： The first time, I sent a sampan to rescue you, but you didn’t get on . I think you are not satisfied with the sampan；the second time, I sent a speedboat, you refuse it again；the third time, I send a helicopter to rescue you, but also you are unwilling to accept it. Therefore, I thought you wanted to come back to my side. In fact, there are many obstacles in life chiefly coming from our stubbornness and ignorance．When others give us a hand, do not forget, only we accept it, can they help us！！！??? Gods Coffee A group of alumni, highly established in their careers, got together to visit their old professor. Conversation soon turned into complaints about stress in work and life. The professor went to the kitchen and returned with a large pot of coffee and an assortment of cups - porcelain, plas