趣味英语打油诗.docx

趣味英语打油诗—— WOMEN by Marvin Yip. If you kiss her, you are not a gentleman If you dont, you are not a man If you praise her, she thinks you are lying If you dont, you are good for nothing If you agree to all her likes, she is abusing If you dont, you are not understanding If you make romance, you are an experienced man If you dont you are half a man If you visit her too often, she thinks it is boring If you dont, she accuses you of double crossing If you are well dressed, she says you are a playboy If you dont, you are a dull boy If you are jealous, she says its bad If you dont , she thinks you do not love her If you attempt a romance, she says you didnt respect her If you dont, she thinks you do not like her If you are a minute late, she complains its hard to wait If she is late, she says thats a girls way If you visit another, she accuses you of being a heel If she is visited by another, oh its natural, we are girls If you kiss her once in a while, she professes you are cold If you kiss her too many, she yells that you are taking advantage If you fail to help her in crossing the street, you lack ethics If you do, she thinks its just one of the mans tactics If you stare at other, she accuses you of flirting If she is stared by others, she says that they are just admiring If you talk, she wants you to listen If you listen, she wants you to talk Oh God! you created those creature called WOMAN So simple, yet so complex So weak, yet so powerful So confusing, yet so desirable O LORD, tell me what to do. AMEN 吻她吧，不够君子 不吻吧，不象汉子 夸她吧，说你欺骗 不夸吧，嫌你笨蛋 顺她吧，你气管炎 不顺吧，解人不善 太浪漫，疑你老练 太规矩，你抻不展 常看她，招她厌烦 少去点，怨你猎艳 穿得好，说你花心 邋遢些，缺个心眼 吃醋吧，你太狭隘 大度点，说你不爱 求欢吧，不够尊重 安分呢，不够爱宠 你晚了，她等得烦 她晚了，女孩特权 你访友，是你堕落 她聚会，天性其乐 少亲她，你太冷淡 老亲她，便宜你占 过街不管，道德有缺憾 领着她走，男人耍手段 你看别人，是挑逗风情 别人看她，是仰慕佳艳 你要说话，她让你听着 洗耳恭听，她逼你开言 上帝啊！ 为何拆我骨头造女人 简简繁繁 怯怯炎炎 我晕头转向 我魂萦梦牵 求你告我怎么办！