趣味英语打油诗.docxVIP

趣味英语打油诗—— WOMEN by Marvin Yip. If you kiss her, you are not a gentleman If you dont, you are not a man If you praise her, she thinks you are lying If you dont, you are good for nothing If you agree to all her likes, she is abusing If you dont, you are not understanding If you make romance, you are an experienced man If you dont you are half a man If you visit her too often, she thinks it is boring If you dont, she accuses you of double crossing If you are well dressed, she says you are a playboy If you dont, you are a dull boy If you are jealous, she says its bad If you dont , she thinks you