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HOW I MET YOUR MOTHER 1X06 - SLUTTY PUMPKIN ORIGINAL AIRDATE (CBS): 24-OCT-2005 WRITTEN BY BRENDA HSUEH DIRECTED BY GLORIA CALDERON KELLETT YEAR 2030 INT. LIVING ROOM (Daughter and Son sitting on couch) Future Ted: You know how Aunt Robins a big fan of Halloween, always dressing up in crazy costumes? Well, she wasnt always that way. Back in 2005, she thought she was too cool for Halloween, unlike Aunt Lily. INT. BAR (Present day, Marshall, Barney and Robin sit at booth; Lily enters bar and heads over to them) Lily: Guess what came in the mail today? (Lily sits down next to Marshall) Marshall: Our costumes? Do they rule? Lily: They rule. And yours is 100% wool so you wont get hypothermia like last year. Marshall: Tarzan nipple blue. Barney: You know what I love about Halloween? Its the one night of the year chicks use to unleash their inner ho-bag. If a girl dresses up as she a witch, shes a slutty witch. If shes a cat, shes a slutty cat. If shes a nurse... Lily (interrupting): Wow, we get it. Barney: Shes a slutty nurse. Marshall: Robin, what are you doing for Halloween? Robin: Oh, I dont know. Probably hanging out with Mike, this guy Ive been seeing. Lily: Mike? Theres a Mike? You have a boyfriend? You havent told us? Robin: No, I mean, hes not my boyfriend. Hes just this guy Ive been seeing for a couple of weeks. Lily (in a sing-song voice): Boyfriend. Marshall: So why havent we met him? Robin: Were not really ready to go public yet. Barney (in a sing-song voice): Married. Lily: How about we go about a Halloween double-date? Robin: I dont know, we were kinda thinking about staying at home and dressing up as naked people. Lily: Come on, Robin, trot our your new fella. Let us judge and evaluate him behind your back. Itll be fun. (Marshall looks over to see Ted approaching) Marshall: Hey, Ted, youll never guess what happened? Ted: Your costumes came. Marshall: Our costumes...yes, that is why were best friends. Robin: Hey, Ted, what are you doing for Halloween? Ted: W